Twigz
03-20-2007, 02:37 PM
An Australian police department is crying, "Thanks for the mammaries," after a photo of a female cop's breasts was circulated through the force's internal e-mail.
The boyfriend of a Victoria police constable apparently forwarded the photo to his cop buddies after he received it from her as a get-well message.
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When a Bosnian man faked his own death, the joke was on him - the only person who attended the funeral was his mom.
Amir Vehabovic, 45, pulled the stunt to see how many people would show up for his last rites.
Vehabovic, who was hiding in nearby bushes during the ceremony, later sent an angry letter to 45 people he thought disrespected him by their absences.
"I paid a lot of money to get a fake death certificate and bribe undertakers to deliver an empty coffin," he wrote. "I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects."
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A Chinese man underwent facial reconstructive surgery after fortune tellers predicted his protruding cheekbones would be the death of his wife.
Lang Qiang, 48, said, "I believe it without any doubt. Misfortunes are always happening to my wife, while I have none."
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Students' grades have soared at a Bulgarian school since the headmaster began requiring teachers to take Breathalyzer tests.
The policy began after students complained that teachers were showing up drunk.
"Now they're all sober as babies and we have seen a 15 percent improvement in grades," boasts Hristo Botev School headmaster Victor Krastev.
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A man thought to have been killed in a motorcycle accident two years ago was reunited with his family after a social worker identified him through thumbprints.
The horrific snafu occurred after a dead, badly mangled body had been found near the crash site of Samy Pillai's motorcycle in Kuala Lumpur. The family assumed it was Pillai, 50, a father of nine.
But a social worker recently found him hobbling on crutches some 190 miles from his home and took him to authorities, where he was ID'd by his thumbprint.
The boyfriend of a Victoria police constable apparently forwarded the photo to his cop buddies after he received it from her as a get-well message.
*****
When a Bosnian man faked his own death, the joke was on him - the only person who attended the funeral was his mom.
Amir Vehabovic, 45, pulled the stunt to see how many people would show up for his last rites.
Vehabovic, who was hiding in nearby bushes during the ceremony, later sent an angry letter to 45 people he thought disrespected him by their absences.
"I paid a lot of money to get a fake death certificate and bribe undertakers to deliver an empty coffin," he wrote. "I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects."
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A Chinese man underwent facial reconstructive surgery after fortune tellers predicted his protruding cheekbones would be the death of his wife.
Lang Qiang, 48, said, "I believe it without any doubt. Misfortunes are always happening to my wife, while I have none."
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Students' grades have soared at a Bulgarian school since the headmaster began requiring teachers to take Breathalyzer tests.
The policy began after students complained that teachers were showing up drunk.
"Now they're all sober as babies and we have seen a 15 percent improvement in grades," boasts Hristo Botev School headmaster Victor Krastev.
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A man thought to have been killed in a motorcycle accident two years ago was reunited with his family after a social worker identified him through thumbprints.
The horrific snafu occurred after a dead, badly mangled body had been found near the crash site of Samy Pillai's motorcycle in Kuala Lumpur. The family assumed it was Pillai, 50, a father of nine.
But a social worker recently found him hobbling on crutches some 190 miles from his home and took him to authorities, where he was ID'd by his thumbprint.