Use your Illusion

[jakncoke]

just another day, another spam thread, another day of being a loser

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YouTube - cats inspired by cats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zipbWRj_C8c)

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mememolly is hot.....

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I haven't randomly donated gfp in awhile

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steve_mufc just got 100.0

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he was -38.00 before I gave him the 100.0

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well not exactly 100.0 because of the tax

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YouTube - dear body.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcj6KeVPLs&feature=channel)
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Marvin Harrison is still a FA

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Jeff Garcia is still a fa

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5 more scores till the top 10k is all 500+

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Resident Evil 5 is the next PS3 game to come out, 3-13

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Rain Man was the the #1 grossing box office movie of 1988 with $172,825,435

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Rain Man is a good movie

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Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 releases 3-23

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Stormrise releases 3-24

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Gametrailers.com - Red Faction: Guerrilla - Weapons and Vehicles Trailer (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/46585.html)

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look fun............

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Monsters vs. Aliens 3-24

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Wanted: Weapons of Fate releases 3-24

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post #22....

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Watchmen knocked out Goldfinger of the top 1000 all time box office numbers

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after Tuesday figures were added Watchmen is up to 62.5 million Domestically

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Milk had the 20th biggest box number for Tuesday with $50,126 and has been in the Box Office for 105 days now.

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Twilight was #23 with $34,029

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of the movies that have listed numbers NOTORIOUS was last for Tuesday with $1,266

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41st place............

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AP has 15,445 vids on Youtube

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I am going to watch Beverly Hills Cop 3 in about an hour

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there is already 10 movies from 2009 in the all time 1000.

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56 movies from 2008 are in the all time 1000

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49 movies from 2007 are in the all time 1000

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62 movies from 2006 are in the all time 1000

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54 movies from 2005 are in the all time 1000

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64 movies from 2004 are in the all time 1000

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58 movies from 2003 are in the all time 1000

[Trunks]

2nd person to post in the thread

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next 5 scores not made by me to get knocked out of the top 10k is....

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jason_chambers 508 9973rd

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Schoolbus 509 9940th

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Strickin 510 9988

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Eric 510 9845

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Raw! 511 9816

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I just realized it's nearly 1 year since I had a job :/

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YouTube - Ray Allen with the amazing buzzer-beater three for the win! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdJoT18nAs&feature=recommended)

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Ray Allen is a freak of nature

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I have to shower tomorrow my balls stank...lol

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oh teh noes not family oriented...infraction/deleition of that post

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Linux for real you really got relax on pushing the family side of the site it's nothing but a turn off to potential members that would push this site far and beyond

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catering to these youth is beyond ridiculous

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and lets not forget what these heathens do IRL so I don't know why your having nanny site

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hypothetical: If I were just roaming the net and came across this site and then found out how nanny it is I would skip on signing up, and I bet many do as well if they surf the site a little before deciding to join.

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and then the inactive parts must be a major turnoff as well. imo as always, it's need to condensed. far too little thread per week for this many boards.

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but I suppose you don't give a f about people's input because you got your vision and all.

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back to why we shouldn't cater to the youth, the older group...aka 17-25 is what will push this site, not the 13-16 age group which seem to dominate this forum active member base.

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pg 2 yayzors

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the cartoon/car/music/sports section should be thrown in with the general chat.

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we just aren't big enough to support that many boards and even if we were I'd still be against it.

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I still can't believe the weird but true sub forum is still on here, seriously if you go to the bottom of pg 1 the thread was last posted in 10-23-2007

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I have no clue why you ever green lit that idea

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must have been drunk or something

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somehow we also need people other than me/scot to report and make gaming news threads as well, with scott on what seems perm absence and me getting sick of making threads that barely get any attention that leaves 0 news threads a day basically

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if you scroll to the bottom of Fighting/Action you get a thread that was last active 11-09-08 :laugh:

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bored should defiantly be burned and all news in those genres added in the aligned console or general

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Runescape is pretty active but still the bottom thread was last active 6-24-08 :laugh:

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WOW sub-forum was a total flop of an idea

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regular RPG last thread on 1st pg 11-29-08 :laugh:

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Racing up next on lolstreak

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8-18-08 :laugh:

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CS 11-20-07 :laugh: double

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4-4-08 for Halo :laugh:

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Shooter section is probably the most active and probably the only that could stand on it's own 2 ft if let go on the outside

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8-07-08 for Sports as well lol

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even other games which can be so many is 10-27-08

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movies is pretty active tks to me but without me it's dead, I guess the same could be said for any of the non gfk sections.

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which is more the reason to condense

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8-27-08 for music as well.

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If we have fewer sections we'd look more active hence making the site more attractive hence getting more to join and then that eventually would create a cycle in which we'd be big enough where you wouldn't have to spend money to advertise

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YouTube - My NES Collection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrVVO1coh08&feature=haxa_popt00us00)

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wow that's a lot of NES games

[jakncoke]

Life is the breath you take each day
Death is the breath you don't take one day.
Breathe while you can because there will come a day.

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post 88...................

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I should go to sleep soon

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YouTube - Re: My NES Collection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6jgA1Pcodc&feature=related)

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Curbing a drinking habit - NeoGAF (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340716)

lol

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this thread> that thread.

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YouTube - MY PS2 GAME COLLECTION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRY3w5WE14)

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46 isn't that many, I had liek 150 and missed many good ones

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Disturbia is a good movie.

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post number 99

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post 100............

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I need to take off my hoody as I am getting hot.

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:feelsmuchbetter;

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this thread was only made to get a new thread on the top page of biggest threads in the spam section

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tomorrow when I get up I'll have to watch episode 17 of House that missed

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I dl'ed off TPB....

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the spam is 43.72% of the posts

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151 reply's to get into the top pg

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Dejuan Blair was name co-poy in the Big East

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Notre Dame losing today= they get the NIT

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Georgetown losing yesterday= they get NIT as well.

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funny how 2 highly ranked teams before the season are going to miss the big dance.

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just looking over past draft picks and it still makes me grin ear to ear and chuckle that the Raiders used a first round pick on a K

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wish I had some booze atm to escape reality

[jakncoke]

YouTube - gilipolles amb moto!! accident (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCFyHu3oHvU&feature=recommended)


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a couple more posts and the coffin the moved thread "Game of the year" will be moved down 1 more place

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off to watch a movie as I am bored of the internet for now.

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300 currently has the record for a March opening movie with $70,885,301 opening weekend

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the charlie bit my finger vid is nearly at 100 million

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The Pacifier is bad imo

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YouTube - McDonald's Menu Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvhDw5bQbd8)

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Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML


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[jakncoke]

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML


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[jakncoke]

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML


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[jakncoke]

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently ****ed a spider. FML


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[jakncoke]

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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[jakncoke]

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML


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[jakncoke]

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

lol...........

[jakncoke]

Pitt is nearly on....yayzorz!

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[LiNuX]

jak 150
trunks 1
linux 1

posts in this thread lol

[LiNuX]

now linux 2

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[Trunks]

nebula's are awesome looking.

[LiNuX]

nebula's are awesome looking.

definitely, seeing our sun is gonna become a planetary nebula like the helix nebula above a few billion years from now...will be sad but beautiful

I'll be sure to have my camera ready!

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on the first page!

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