2 jokes

[KittyCat72]

These are some weird, cheesy jokes my brother told me.

#1
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
because it was too tired

#2
One eye said to the other eye, just between you and me... something smells.

Ha ha ha ha ha (sarcastic)

Wasn't that so funny?!

[LiNuX]

those are good lol, simple and funny lol, thanks for the post :)

[candylove15]

hehehe i like tha joke #1 =p

[KittyCat72]

I thought that they were a little weird, but hey, a joke's a joke.

[wifi]

lol nice haha, makes sense though, i like 'em good job :P

[KittyCat72]

If I hear any more jokes like this, I'll be sure to post them. 8) :D

[candylove15]

hope so... so i can enjoy more lol ahahhaha =p

[souljaa]

LOL...The second ones jokes..Haha thanks for the post :).

[KittyCat72]

If you want a cool site to find jokes on, go to nerdtests.com. They have some funny stuff there. If i see any specific ones I find funny that aren't profane or anything, I'll tell them to you.

Here's one:
One day, a large panda dressed in a suede coat walked into a Chinese restaurant. He sat down and ordered a meal. Because of his large paws, he had a little difficulty with the chopsticks, but he eventually finished his food.

As soon as his meal was finished, the panda reached into his coat pocket, pulled out a revolver and two of the people in the bar.

He then pocketed the revolver again, and left.

The manager, obviously and understandably baffled by this strange event, chased after the panda.

'Hey!' he shouted. 'What in the world did you do that for? All my customers are frightened to death.'

The panda bear stopped, turned slowly, and growled: "Look it up."

The man was curious, so after he had the roof repaired, he went home. He immidiately removed his encyclopedias from the shelf, and looked up "Panda"

He read:

"Panda n. Ailuropoda melanoleuca, a large, endangered species of bear indigeonous to the Orient. Eats shoots and leaves."

I didn't get that one from the site though.... I knew it. Lol, now I gues this topic should be called 3 jokes.

[LiNuX]

lol i get it lol - shoots meaning poops but it was literal here haha - i always love jokes

[FattaT]

lol i get it lol - shoots meaning poops but it was literal here haha - i always love jokes


Meaning poops ? o.O
Doesn't it mean bamboo shoots.

[KittyCat72]

I thought that it meant bamboo shoots because it also said leaves.

[Gerrit]

Haha, both are in their own way funny.
I guess I prefer the first one, had a little laugh when I read it!

Lol @ KittyCat's joke, haha! took me some time though

[KittyCat72]

Haha, ok 1 more.

What time is it when an Elephant sits on your watch?

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Time to get a new watch!