Children's Book Pitch

[Samus-Fan]

My friend and I came up with this idea at 12:14 am.
Tell me what you think.

It is about a man who gets eaten by a bear, but doesn't die. He learns to control the bear. One day he attacks a city and sets it on fire. But he doesn't know it is filled with dynamite, so it explodes. Everyone dies but him and the bear.
He travels the world, hides in sewer grates, and eats people passing by.

It would have illustrations too, which would be drawn by my partner.
We would travel the world, stop in North Korea, and read it to the school children there.

We'd make millions and become more rich than Bill Gates and J. K. Rowling's wealth combined.


So what do you think of our pitch?
It's a Child's book, by the way.

[younging94]

So, is he like halfway out the bear?

[Featuring Cool Jimmy]

So, um, yeah.
Where's the **** that'll supposedly get you more dough than Bill Gates & J.K. Rowling? I'm curious because this fake ass I Am Legend **** isn't cracking

[Jaykub]

My friend and I came up with this idea at 12:14 am.
Tell me what you think.

It is about a man who gets eaten by a bear, but doesn't die. He learns to control the bear. One day he attacks a city and sets it on fire. But he doesn't know it is filled with dynamite, so it explodes. Everyone dies but him and the bear.
He travels the world, hides in sewer grates, and eats people passing by.

It would have illustrations too, which would be drawn by my partner.
We would travel the world, stop in North Korea, and read it to the school children there.

We'd make millions and become more rich than Bill Gates and J. K. Rowling's wealth combined.


So what do you think of our pitch?
It's a Child's book, by the way.

it seems nice but were u high when u came up wit this?

[Riku-Nara]

I didn't laugh.

[Trunks]

Maybe change it to a cuter animal like a giant bunny or something that way you could get both genders.

[Featuring Cool Jimmy]

hey trunks.
**** off.

[LemonRising]

I don't get it.

[projectnate]

It's kinda screwed up :(
i didn't understand the story..
and when he controls the bear. what's his reason on attacking the city?

[Samus-Fan]

So, is he like halfway out the bear?
No, he is in the stomach controlling the brain.


So, um, yeah.
Where's the **** that'll supposedly get you more dough than Bill Gates & J.K. Rowling? I'm curious because this fake ass I Am Legend **** isn't cracking
You have no taste in America's Children, they'd all slobber over this book.


it seems nice but were u high when u came up wit this?
Nope, it was a mix of random ideas we both came up with.


I didn't laugh.
Good, you took it seriously then. You aren't supposed to laugh.


Maybe change it to a cuter animal like a giant bunny or something that way you could get both genders.
Oh, that's a good idea. I'll consult my teammate on that idea.


I don't get it.
I guess you don't understand true art then.


It's kinda screwed up :(
i didn't understand the story..
and when he controls the bear. what's his reason on attacking the city?
He was in a bad mood because the City had a sign that said, "No Pets Allowed"

[Jaykub]

You have no taste in America's Children, they'd all slobber over this book.


Taste in children? slobbering all over things?

http://koti.phnet.fi/jukhai/Dystopia/pedobear05.jpg

that does not sound right man.

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