Can i tap that?

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Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question

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Me: ...So when can I tap that?
Her: How about text me next time when I'm not with my boyfriend ****er...
Me: Tonight?
Her: We will see.

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Me: Ay what u doin gurl?
Her: Just playin with mah self
Me: DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Me: Hey when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ha didnt know you were interested
Me: After you used your teeth when you said goodbye the other night I was hooked
Her: Wait what?

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Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Him: I'm a guy

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Me: Ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Why did you say that?
Me: I'm curious as to when you gonna let me tap that!
Her: I'm not a girl and it’s not tapping it. it's making love! lol
Me: Wait..... what?

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Me: You can tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: THAT
Her: I don't know what you are talking about.
Me: Ok.

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Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When you come up here
Me: How long you think it will take to get there doing 120?

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Me: When you gonna lit me open that tap like a keg
Her: Are you implying on ****ing me?
Me: No, I’m implying about drinking you like a keg
Her: I don’t follow..
Me: But you swallow right
Her: Beer?
Me: If that’s what you call it
Her: Smiles, your ****ing nasty.
Me: But wait, there's more! I’ll throw in another female, free of charge!
Her: Do you have a keg even?

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Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You’re the one that's turned me down twice already.
Me: Oh, yeah. I forgot I ****ed your sister.

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Me: Hey, can I tap that?
Her: Who's this?
Me: Oh you WHORE
Her: Lol no really.
Me: Conor
Her: Is this a joke?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: **** off!
Me: Okay I’m ****ing serious!
Her: Can we talk about something first...
Me: NAH
Her: Well wtf then...
Me: I'll just ask someone else
Her: You always drive me ****ing crazy

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Me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Dan, you're my son...and you're also grounded.

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Me: Ayyy girlll when can I tap that?
Her: I'm right next to you couldn't you just ask instead of text?
Me: Girl...I don't play games Ima busy man with a busy dick lemme know whas good!
Her: You're a geek.

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Me: yo guuurl can I tap that?
Her: I'm going to kick your ****ing *** if you text my gf again.
Me: My b.
Her: Yea your b

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Her: so you wanna tap what?
Me: dat ***
Her: you have a way with words
Me: so dtf?
Her: yea, come to my dads Wednesday morning
Me: I'll bring the grass you bring the ***
Her: yea we can blaze a bit

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Me: Ayo girl when can I tap that?
Her: You know I'mm still dating ***** right?
Me: I also know you guy’s havens ****ed, and I can satisfy you right, baby
Her: You better be bringing alcohol tonight.

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Me: Ay what it is hoe
Her: You're drunk.
Me: Nah girl. when can I tap that ***
Her: You're definitely drunk...
Me: Nah girl. I wanna tap that *** so hard whoever pulls me out will become the king of England.
Her: You have a ****ed up sense of humor.

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Me: Hey girl when can I tap that?
Her: Is this *******?
Me: Yes
Her: Go to bed

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Me: Ayyy girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Who is this? Obvi not Dylan.
Me: Hahaha
Her: LOL
Me: That's a no?
Her: It's a yes

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Me: Hey, Amy
Her: Hey, hey!
Me: Can I ask you something?
Her: Yes, are you high again?
Me: No, for once.
Me: Can I tap that
Her: Hahaha, sorry I'm taken.
Me: ****......
Her: Nice try though!!

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Me: You gonna let me tap that tonight?
Her: Not again, I still hurt from last night

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Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: Ayo when you gonna let me tap that
Her: ******* I'm pregnant
Me: Aint my fault yo eggo is preggo whats the worst that could happen

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Me: When u gone lemme tap dat?
Her: Haha I'm gonna assume this is a drunk text....
Me: Naw trick, naw...

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Me: Hey, can I ask you a kind of weird question?
Her: Um okay... Sure.
Me: Oh, oops, wrong person, sorry, you wouldn't wanna Here this question.
Her: Oh k I was wondering
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Her: ??? what was the question tho, and who was it for?
Me: Haha, you seriously don't wanna know, and the question was really for the other person who I don't want to disclose.
Her: Just tell me d*ck!
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Wat?
Me: When are you gonna let me tap dat tight a**?
Her: Haha, u would
Me: Baby we can play animal kingdom. I'll be a squirrel and I'll bust a nut in your hole.
Her: Shut up sicko
Me: I'll take that as a yes
Her: Haha no
Me: Come on, I could swear you work at Subway 'cause you're giving me a 12-incher.
Her: ???
Me: Yes?
Her: Haha u dont give up
Me: I would give it up to you

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Me: Hey sexy when are u going let me tap that ***?
Her: Tonight at 6 and you can **** me raw <3 ^_^
Me: ****ing Win!
Her: Also bring $10 nd weed

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Me: Ay baybay
Her: Hey hotstuff ^_^
Me: Whats cookin good lookin
Her: Chicken
Me: Mind cookin some for me?
Her: Sure hun, anything else?
Me: When yea gonna let me tap that?
Her: My parents get home at 5
Me: On my way

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Me: So when am I goin to tap that?
Her: Where the hell did that come from?
Me: Uhh, my phone?
Her: No kiddin lol ur dumb
Me: So is that a yea?
Her: Sure

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Me: Hey you wanna ****?
Her: I tried to last night but you were drunk and being an *******
Me: Oh yeah, heh, sorry.

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Me: Ay girl when you gonna let me tap that
Her: Haha whaa?
Me: Girl I'm on a tight schedule I need answers fast
Her: Lmao. I'm always free for you haha
Me: Damn straight.

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Me: When are you going let tap that?
Her: I'M TELLING
Me: Damn no win
Her: 2012, when the world ends

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Me: Yo ***** when you gonna let me get at dat ***?
Her: Shut the **** up haha
Me: Mmm you know I'm gonna get me some of dat ***
Her: Lol you are such a tool
Me: AIDS
Her: What?

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Me: So I'm free tomorrow you mind if I tapp that?
Her: Hmm tempting idk,
Me: Psh girl don't act, you know you want it.
Her: Only if you do two things for me
Me: Name away
Her: If you pull my hair....... and tell me you love me
Me: I'm not feeling the best

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Me: Heyy
Her: Hey!
Me: So, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your dick gets longer than 2 inches.

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Me: Girl when you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: When the price is right.
Me: Do you take American Express?
Her: Nope just cash and this **** aint cheap
Me: Duh that's why I put you on the corner every night.

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Me: I have a question
Her: Um ok?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ***?
Her: Hahahaha funny
Me: I need an answer. I'm busy
Her: Why do you want an answer to that?
Me: Cuz I got the urge
Her: Hahaha u crack me up
Me: .... not an answer
Her: Idk am I ever going to see you?
Me: Sure
Her: Then I’ll answer when I see you ;-)
Me: When can I see you for said answer
Her: I guess that depends how bad you really want one
Me: Home at 4:30?
Her: I’ll be waiting

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Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Barf, never
Me: Give me one reason
Her: Asian

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Me: Hey bebe when can I tap dat?
Her: Wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: Oh shiiattttt

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Me: Sup guurl, soooo, when can I tap that?
Her: Who's this??????
Me: Riley
Her: New phone....
Me: Sooo, when can I tap that?
Her: Hahahahaha, never
Me: Ouch
Her: I was hoping you were someone else and my panties got all wet. What a bum out.

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Me: When are you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: HA! WTF? are you drunk?
Me: Of course not, just wanted to know
Her: Don't play with my emotions right now! You know ***** and I just broke up
Me: That doesn't sound like an answer...
Her: I'm calling your bs. You're too shy and not the type. But if you come over I'll prove your lying. You'll chicken out.
Me: I'm dead serious and on my way.
Her: I swear if you don't F*** me after this we are never talking again!

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Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: And I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter

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Me: Yo. Can I tap that?
Her: WHAT!?!?
ME: CAN I TAP THAT? You got problems with your phone?
Her: no, but what the ******?! Is your wife right there?!
ME: Yeah, she says answer the question.

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Me: When am I gonna tap dat, ho?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?

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Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: Nick
Her: Nick *******?
Me: Damn right
Her: Oh hey how are you doing I haven't talked to you since school got out
Me: I'm good. So are you gonna answer my question?
Her: Well what are you doing tonight?
Me: You, by the sounds of it.
Her: Damn right

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Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Oh...haha. I'm trying to think how to put this...
Me: ?
Her: So in April...I um got back together with someone and we're still kind of together. And there is one more little detail...
Me: ?
Her: I might look just a little different...
Me: Out with it.
Her: Ok. Ok. I might have a little bump :o)
Me: So...when can I tap that
Her: Huh?! Am I getting this correctly...u wanna to ****** me even tho I'm pregnant and starting to get a baby bump?!
Me: Word

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Me: Hey
Her: Hi,whats up
Me: Nothing much..so when can I tap that?
Her: You ******er this is her boyfriend (jake)
Me: Really? Oh sh*t sorry its a joke
Her: What?? Have you ******ed her before you ******
Me: Um, ahhh can I tap that?