****

[jakncoke]

It's so hot out, and I'm so bored.

[jakncoke]

No one is ever one these days :/

[jakncoke]

1277 CC score. 1 less 2008 score.

[jakncoke]

lol AP is 5 vids away from having 22,222 vids uploaded

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Video Essay: Opium's Grip on Afghanistan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5BYvA4c78&feature=channel_page)

2,516 views

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Penn Says: Bob Dylan's ID (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dwbfq1Ia2U&feature=sub)

305 views

[jakncoke]

lol at that haircut

[LiNuX]

very hot...i was forced to turn on the AC - woke up earlier sweating, the room felt like the stove. and the temperature isn't as high as yesterday, it's just a lot more humid.

[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

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[Jaykub]

its 95 here hot hot is it there?

[jakncoke]

1624

3720th place.....

[jakncoke]

its 95 here hot hot is it there?

It's probably mid 80'd but the humidity is super high and makes it's 1000 times worse

[Jaykub]

It's probably mid 80'd but the humidity is super high and makes it's 1000 times worse

humidity is like 85% here

[LiNuX]

its about 90 here with about 85% humidity

it rained a little last night but it didn't cool anything off - it just left a lot of moisture which resulted in the high humidity.

annoying.

[jakncoke]

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YouTube - Quiet Riot - Come On Feel The Noise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VbR1pocrK4)

28,948 views

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So Good yum yum.

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[jakncoke]

YouTube - Sleepers-Uncut Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjcJd0s3hTQ)

101,517 views

revenge is so sweet

[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

10 years ago, about 9 inches of rain fell with in 2-3 hours.

[jakncoke]

It seems like it was so long ago, I suppose one could and would say. 10 yr is a lo.

[jakncoke]

I remember I was at the fair, and all the rides were closed. They said the town was ruins and the storm may be heading our way.

[jakncoke]

It never did and they weren't far off on the ruins part.

[jakncoke]

millions upon million in damage

[jakncoke]

The usual bridge we take to cross the valley that in the center of town was under water.

[jakncoke]

my family didn't lose much to the flooding, but I know many that did.

[jakncoke]

I wish google image would get me some pic results, but nope :(

[jakncoke]

wow this weekend will Mark Martins 1000th race

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Tornados Confirmed in Central Illinois (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEe5HtUxHOk&feature=sub)

94 views

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YouTube - Gran Turismo® (PSP) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MA1V9cFpbI)

303 views

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[jakncoke]

damn theres another RE film coming

[jakncoke]

friggin 80 in the apt. sauna, sweat pouring off me.

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Christina Aguilera - Dirrty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaej4Wjkj1Q)

11,503,710 views

[jakncoke]

she's so hot in this music vid

[jakncoke]

It going to f-ing pour!!!!!!

[jakncoke]

that's right, get rid of the humidity rain, rain like a mofo

[jakncoke]

raining so hard, not getting cooler yet though :(

[jakncoke]

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Danny_Trejo.jpg/220px-Danny_Trejo.jpg

dam Danny Trejo is 65

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Terrell Owens crying!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNO6On7cK1M&NR=1&feature=fvwp)

544,287 views

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[jakncoke]

haha at myself for posting decade+ old comics

[jakncoke]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2009/20090819.jpg

[jakncoke]

YouTube - The Three Stooges - Scotched in Scotland - Minisode (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVswldPKFN8)

6,511 views

[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

YouTube - Scarface World is yours gameplay (Xbox) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5h4IDLSU00)

26,693 views

[jakncoke]

Me: Yo so when can i tap that?
Her: Tap what? lol
Me: That ass, of course
Her: You're a freak.
Me: Is that what you want me to be?
Her: Maybe a little.
Me: I'll bring the handcuffs
Her: Yeah, baby. You know how I like it.

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey quick question... Can I tap that?
Her: Yeah and tap my mom
Me: WHEN AND WHERE?

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Can I get a what what
Me: So thats a yes?

[jakncoke]

Me: So I'm leaving for 4 days, but I was wondering if I could tap that at some point next week?
Her: There is not a chance in hell you will, "tap that." Ever.
Me: Hmm... That approach seems to work better on the website

[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: Uhh someones horny tonight. Ask O***** she'll do anyone
Me: Already tried... and failed :(

[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: No?
Me: Aww baby why play hard to get, dont worry ill cuddle after
Her: Euw. Cuddles?
Me: Yeah sort of like a cute cuddly bear who likes to thrust
Her: Euw cuddles suck.
Me: Wanna find out what else sucks ;)
Her: Urgh...
Me: I take that as a yes to the tapping, no to the cuddles, You are just dirty, i love it.

[jakncoke]

Him: Sarah's coming over tonight
Me: Can I tap that?
Him: If she's down, but only as long as our swords don't cross.

[jakncoke]

Me: If I was a large, sap filled maple tree nearing the end of winter, and you were an outgoing outdoorswoman looking to make some delicious syrup, what would you ask?
Her: Can I tap that? I want some sap :)
Me: Oh now that is kinky.

[jakncoke]

Me: If I were an ice cold keg of Coors Light and you were a thirsty frat boy on a hot summers afternoon, what would you ask me?
Her: Can I tap that?
Me: You're catching on ;)

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey when can I tap that?
Him: When Mickey Mouse becomes homeless
Me: Well what about we just find a home for your Mickey Mouse? ;)
Him: Only if he can live in your Disneyland

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I ask you something?
Her: Yeah?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: I'm too hot for you.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Why? it is not made out of tin so doesn't make any noise. There would be no fun in tapping or anything of the sort.
Me: ...you serious right now?

[jakncoke]

Me: Yummy I love cookies
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Excuse me?
Me: Did I stutter, b****?

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey babe when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: When you stfu and make me a sammich.
Me: Well I have the meat if you can provide the bread. ;)

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey
Him: Is for horses.
Me: Wow, you totally ruined it.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You slip the rufi in my drink and you get to tap this but the trick is to not let me see :)
Me: Deal
Her: Looks like were all in for a good time.
Me: Don't worry I'll pull out.
Her: Now it's worthy of being called a date.
Me: I'm classy like that. I'll even slip in a red box before I leave.
Her: Let me go out on a limb here and call you marriage material.
Me: I suddenly feel a case of the flu coming on.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: What are you going to do if I say no?
Me: Touch myself and cry.
Her: Oh well maybe i will take some pity on you.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: LOL
Me: Is that a Yes?
Her: I don't put out before Marriage.
Me: That is not what the entire Baseball team said the other night.

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey, can i tap that?
Him: Whats the catch?
Me: Your mouth on my d***
Him: Lol a little agy?
Me: B**** i go both ways faster than the stock market
Him: Lol wow

[jakncoke]

Me: Ayo, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: You hurting for some ass? Booty list dry up or what?
Me: My booty calls never dry up...I'm good at what I do.
Her: Come over
Me: That's the plan

[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: We broke up weeks ago
Me: So that means neither of us have been laid in weeks
Her: ****** i hate when ur right

[jakncoke]

Me: I found the most classy entertainment on the intertubes.
Her: Porn?
Me: Better. Let me demonstrate. Hey Molly, when can I tap that.
Her: I just got out of the shower and I want you right now.
Me: That was just a demo... but... be there in 5.

[jakncoke]

Him: Can I tap that?
Me: Me?
Him: Of course
Me: If I can buy the toys and take advantage of you first.
Him: Nvm...

[jakncoke]

Her: Hey girly...
Me: Hey Hey... can i tap that?
Her: hahahhaha... wanna go to sushi in an hour?
Me: Tapping that ass>sushi
Her: Hahahhha
Her: I know this isn't A*****
Me: Girl, if you let me tap that i'll buy. and we dont have to tell your man either
Her: Girl you trippin
Me: so is that a yes?
Her: No, that means the only fish you're getting is the one at the sushi bar.
Me: Damn...

[jakncoke]

Her: It's been such a long day... I can't wait until you're home from work.
Me: Yeah... So... When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ****** is that really you?
Me: Yes... Who else would it be?
Her: A girl can hope...can't she?

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: You wan to get a keg?
Me: Didnt mean the keg
Her: Drum?
Me: No Im asking if you wanna get ******ED
Her: Hell Ya I wanna get ******ed up!
Me: ...

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey baby, can I tap that?
Her: Nice. Baby, you can tap it any time you want. You know that! Just put some lights on me and call me the airport, cause I'm always open for take offs and landings.
Me: I'm coming in for the landing face first...
Her: Well, I've got the perfect landing strip for ya- but I might have to search your cargo hold. With my mouth.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that?
Him: Should i send you my resume?
Me: Cool, my fax machine is aaall warmed up ;)
Him: I'd zero and one you all night long baby.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Um. yes?
Me: Why so unsure?
Her: Yes. You can tap that

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Didn't you move to India?
Me: Yes but I'm back.
Her: Aren't Indians the ones who have hate for premarital sex in their blood?
Me: Yes. We also invented the Kama Sutra. How's that for in my blood?
Her: 32 ******** Avenue. Twenty minutes.

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Bloody Roar - Yugo Combo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDDJuu6rVf8&feature=PlayList&p=6E457B2C3BE3293B&index=0&playnext=1)


21,081 views

[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

Me: Heyy girl before you move, can i tap that?
Her: Hahahhaha mikeeeeeeeeee
Me: SAY MY NAME B*TCH!!!

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey, can I tap that?
Him: Sure.
Me: Ahah wtf you were my substitute teacher.

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey, can I tap that?
Her: Yaysh
Me: When/where/how much?
Her: Here now tweny dolla
Me: Dollah dollah bill y'all?
Her: Yeah, but twenty of them

[jakncoke]

Gay boy: Hey Man. Can I tap that?
Straight boy: What?
Straight boy: Anytime, but Ben's just jealous.
Gay boy: Been there, tapped that.
Straight boy: Hahahahahaha
Ben: Thanks sweetie, I had fun too.

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Um...Julie told me about the herp, so no.
Me: I'll wear a condom?
Her: I would never risk getting herpes for 10 sec of the minor enjoyment id get from your 3 inches

[jakncoke]

Me:When can I tap that ass?
Her: All depends on how bad you want it
Me: I want it like george bush wanted iraq

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey can I ask you something?
Him: Of course
Me: Can I tap that?
Him: Hahaha, what?
Him: Of course!
Me: Wow, you're easy.
Him: I meant to say of course not! You will never tap that!
Me: Don't play hard to get now...

[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

Me: So, can i tap that?
Her: Where when and can we make this a three some?
Me: Your place, this saturday, and of course
Her: Sounds good
Me: Have you been to Paris?
Her: No i haven't, por que?
Me: Youre going to experience it..

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey, can I tap that?
Her: Haha, you're crazy
Me: Crazy in love, like beyonce
Her: Shoulda put a ring on it
Me: I know :(

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Rescue Me 2.7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6C68O_AJWU&feature=related)

8,019 views

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey, can I tap that?
Her: Haha, you're crazy
Me: Crazy in love, like beyonce
Her: Shoulda put a ring on it
Me: I know :(

[jakncoke]

Me: Can I tap that?
Him: Ben, did your older brother put you up to this?
Me: Maybe

[jakncoke]

YouTube - The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air - Geoffrey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AsGOTAjHpg)


220,275 views

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Will Dancing to OPP (good quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjWfJaBBjhA&feature=related)

185,146 views

[jakncoke]

YouTube - OPP - Naughty By Nature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmuFlaFYdgE)

409,900 views

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[jakncoke]

YouTube - BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY - Bone Bone Bone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i53C3ANBDf8)


93,729 views

[jakncoke]

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[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that?
Her: Tap what lol?
Me: Uhh what do you think?
Her: I have no idea lol..
Me: Get creative..
Her: I suck at this.. i know you wanna tap something but i dont know who lol

[jakncoke]

He: Can I Tap that ass tomorrow night?
Her: Tap Away.
He: Sweet! I am gonna go off like a light swith on you.
Her: Oh, baby! Make me purr like a kitten....
He: When I get done with you...You won't sit right for a week...

[jakncoke]

Me: Hey whats happening?
Her: Noting just chilling.
Me: When you gonna let me tap that booty?
Her: When you quit being gay
Me: Thats why i want to put it in your butt

[jakncoke]

Me: Can i tap that
Her: You're ridiculous
Me: Lets just do it the european way... have sex first and decide if it was a good idea later

[jakncoke]

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

[jakncoke]

damn there is nearly 5 million fml's now

[jakncoke]

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at the mall, kissing another man. His partner got up and went to the bathroom, so I went up to my ex. I told him I didn't know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came out and I recognized him as my current boyfriend. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

[jakncoke]

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, my husband and I were having sex, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh ****! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

[jakncoke]

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Today in History for August 21st (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaFXViD5id8&feature=sub)

215 views

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[jakncoke]

all those pics are for Battle Arena Toshinden for Wii

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Bizarre Foods: Spleen Sandwich in Sicily (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FzbjtzqRJQ&feature=related)

70,041 views

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Bizarre Foods Samoa: Yellowfin Heart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L20oboifBz4&feature=PlayList&p=MtUZupCO_zk)

59,124 views

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Bizarre Foods: The Orbital Socket in Samoa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVAUG_nWpa0&feature=PlayList&p=MtUZupCO_zk)

46,463 views

[jakncoke]

YouTube - Freejack (1992): Film Clip - Vehicular Pursuit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T31U1hyow_U)

3,621 views

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YouTube - Maximum Overdrive; The Plan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtdAar9wbMQ&feature=related)

7,768 views

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YouTube - Death by Soda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at3OiAvUjH4&feature=related)

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[jakncoke]

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[Kujo]

No one is ever one these days :/

I'm on all the time. I just don't make any new topics of my own. I do tend to reply to most new topics I see that are of some interest to me.