Omegle

[Jaykub]

I'm in a trolling mood

[Jaykub]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: hi
You: m
Stranger: f
You: cool
Stranger: age ?
You: 31
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jaykub]

Stranger: hello m/f?
You: t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jaykub]

Stranger: You've been randomly selected for an interview with Omegle about your experiences on the site.
You: DID I WIN THE GAME?
Stranger: If you answer these five questions.
You: ALRIGHT CAN I USE ALL CAPS?
Stranger: Yes. Yes you may.
You: ALRIGHT
Stranger: How do you like Omegle so far?
You: ITS GREAT FOR MEETING PEOPLE TO SLEEP WITH
Stranger: What do you usually talk about with people on here?
You: TRANSGENDERS THINGS
Stranger: What should we change on this site?
You: IT SHOULD HAVE PICTURES OF PEOPLE AND LIKE YOU CAN MAKE ACCOUNTS
You: SO I CAN MAKE SURE I'M NOT GETTING A UGLY GIRL
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: SOUTH CAROLINA
Stranger: And last but not least, how would you rank this site?
You: WHAT LIKE 1/10
You: IF SO I RATE IT A 9
Stranger: 1-10. Ten being the best.
You: 9
Stranger: Thank you, and have a nice night sir.

[Jaykub]

Stranger: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: im jake and im 15
Stranger: hbu?
You: ok
You: please stop
You: i know this site is full of trolls
You: but i am jacob and 15 years old










WTF??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????/

[Street_Soldier69]

your just bored cause you type like a child

[Jaykub]

your just bored cause you type like a child

I know. 20% of them I mean 20% I don't and the other 60% i don't see

[Jaykub]

Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19mpa
You: nice
You: 17/f/ny
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what you up to
You: making people lose the game
Stranger: aw snap
You: and it looks as if I win

[Street_Soldier69]

ok, Mr.Troll

[LemonRising]

There are no trolls here

[Jaykub]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: from where?
You: north carolina
Stranger: oh im from florida
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: almost 17
Stranger: oh i just turned 17
You: cool
You: so what ya wanna talk about?
Stranger: anything that comes to mind
You: haha
You: you pick
Stranger: lol
Stranger: umm
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: ******* my ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jaykub]

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG. I had the best prank going on and my internetz died

[Jaykub]

You: hello sweetie
Stranger: hello! :3
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 female uk :)
Stranger: you?
You: 33/m/canada
You: to old for ya?
You: i don't wanna creep you out
Stranger: oh hush now c:
Stranger: I've just been talking to a 25 yr old canadian too
You: haha
Stranger: Lots of you guys online :P
You: yep
You: so what would you like to talk about?
Stranger: hm. Well, what have you been up to today?
You: nothing at all
You: just on the computer
Stranger: Sounds good. :P
You: :D
Stranger: so what do you do on a computer allll day? :3
You: well not to much. But since my wife left me I have been on alot more
Stranger: Oh dude, I'm sorry. That sucks.
You: naw
You: it was for the best
You: na
You: now naw
You: lol
You: na
You: ugh i can't type
Stranger: I'm totally taking your side on the break up :)
You: :)
Stranger: and about typing, man you should see some people's typing on here ¬_¬ It's terrible. :P
You: ah I'm just as bad.
Stranger: oh trust me, you're one of the best I've come across so far :P
You: haha
You: sounds good to me
Stranger: so. got a job? :3
You: yep
Stranger: Cool. What do you do? :D
You: I manage a postal service here in canada
You: so its quite boring
Stranger: I wanted to be a postgirl when I was real young :P
You: that sounds fun.
Stranger: mm. not sure I'd like running around in rain and snow to give people letters though
You: yep. That would suck
You: thats what my wife actually did
You: not anymore..... You know why ;(
Stranger: Really sucks dude :/
You: ah I don't blame her. After all I was cheating on her with her brother
Stranger: wow. Are you with her bro now?
You: yeah he is moving in with me in a few months
Stranger: That's nice then :3
You: he treats me better then she ever did
Stranger: do you love him?
You: very much :)
You: she says she is going to kill me if we keep seeing each other
You: but I think its the other way around ;)

[Street_Soldier69]

ah I don't blame her. After all I was cheating on her with her brother

OMG i cant stop laughin after that... LOL OMG

[Jaykub]

if my internet did not screw up it would have been much better

[Street_Soldier69]

where are you at when your chatting?

[Jaykub]

omegle.com

[Jaykub]

Stranger: YOU
You: CAN
Stranger: GO
You: TO
Stranger: MY
You: PENIS
Stranger: JUNCTION
You: OF
Stranger: THE
You: PANCAKE
Stranger: CUCUMBER
You: FARM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Street_Soldier69]

Stranger: YOU
You: CAN
Stranger: GO
You: TO
Stranger: MY
You: PENIS
Stranger: JUNCTION
You: OF
Stranger: THE
You: PANCAKE
Stranger: CUCUMBER
You: FARM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL penis junction and cucumber farm

[Jaykub]

I have to send you something
soon