Best joke in the WORLD?

[madmerv]

According to "86 World's Best Jokes" available by googling "world's best jokes"

Best Joke in the world


A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

[EpsilonX]

that was funny, but not the best joke in the world.

[LemonRising]

Agreed with Eps.

[KittyCat72]

Agrees with both of the above.

[Project Blaze]

I've got a funny one, but not long.. not sure if it's in the WORLD, but here it is. lol

An termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

[Subb]

I've got a funny one, but not long.. not sure if it's in the WORLD, but here it is. lol

An termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

dude are u kidding me?

[Project Blaze]

lmao That's the only joke I've ever heard so, figured I'd just go ahead and say it.

[Freemymind93]

I've got a funny one, but not long.. not sure if it's in the WORLD, but here it is. lol

An termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

Lol funny thing isn't the joke but that some people think its so funny and tell everyone

[UltraBoom]

I've got a hilarious joke:
UltraBoom
HAR HAR HAR!

[Ik0n]

Here is the shortest joke in the world;

Midget shortage.

Anyone know who that's from?

[Freemymind93]

Here is the shortest joke in the world;

Midget shortage.

Anyone know who that's from?
I always thought that the shortest joke was: Women's Rights. (I actually don't consider that funny but i've heard that a lot so i had to put it out there)

[EpsilonX]

I've got a funny one, but not long.. not sure if it's in the WORLD, but here it is. lol

An termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

...i dont get it...

[Iceskater101]

...i dont get it...

me neither
and the joke that was posted was funny but it wasn't the best joke in the world

[Charlotte]

not the best joke in the world

[DirtyTrashyHot]

yeah that joke was aweful. No offense but it doesn't seem like that website would have the best resources for a joke.

[Jokersvirus]

I got one

Chuck norris Noms all jokes.

haha

god i suck at jokes

[DirtyTrashyHot]

Chuck norris jokes are amazing!!!

"If chuck norris says it looks like a girl and sings like a girl, it must be Justin Bieber" =]

[Jokersvirus]

What did the five fingers say to the face?
SMACK!