DirtyTrashyHot
05-27-2010, 03:43 PM
I found these jokes and I know they're cheesy but they're also kinda cute too.
Q: What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish?
A: A sausage Link.
Q: What is a Tombraider’s favorite after school snack?
A: Croft’s macaroni and cheese.
Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common? A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.
WoW Joke
A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
Q: What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish?
A: A sausage Link.
Q: What is a Tombraider’s favorite after school snack?
A: Croft’s macaroni and cheese.
Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common? A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.
WoW Joke
A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."