North Korea to sue USA...rofl

[thedeparted]

Cash-strapped North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $US65 trillion ($75 trillion) in compensation for six decades of hostility.

The official North Korean news agency, KCNA, says the cost of the damage done by the US since the peninsula was divided in 1945 is estimated at $US64.96 trillion.

The compensation call comes on the eve of the 60th anniversary of the start of the 1950-1953 Korean War.

KCNA said the figure includes $US26.1 trillion arising from US "atrocities" which left more than 5 million North Koreans dead, wounded, kidnapped or missing.

The agency also claims 60 years of US sanctions have caused a loss of $US13.7 trillion by 2005, while property losses were estimated at $US16.7 trillion.

The agency said North Koreans have "the justifiable right" to receive the compensation for their blood.

It said the committee's calculation did not include the damage North Korea had suffered from sanctions after its first nuclear test in 2006.





lmao good luck with this. Who's going to be the judge of this? Has this ever happened before? :laugh:

[Subb]

good question jak and i find it very funny to. korea is fairly small so we can make it disapear pretty easily

[thedeparted]

we prolly should do something about Jong. crazy leader with nuke ambitions is no good. not too mention the crap the area is because of his isolationist endeavor. If we want to be the world's police we shouldn't that.

[BocReaper]

I don't think there's $65 trillion US dollars on the planet. Those silly north Koreans.

[thedeparted]

I don't think there's $65 trillion US dollars on the planet. Those silly north Koreans.

Always could print more.

[DirtyDMan]

I can solve this problem... Just give them Monopoly money.. They wont know the difference...

Those crazy Koreans always up to something... Lol...

[LiNuX]

$65 trillion dollar law suit? Where Do I sign? I'm sure the US Government hurt me one way or another in the past 60 years....


Always could print more.

Well, it has to have backing by gold or some other form of natural resource, otherwise other countries around the world won't see the dollar as something "worth it" - that's why $1 USD in some countries is worth more than $1000 in their currency because they just print money without having any backing.

[BocReaper]

The joys of a fiat money system. Money is worth what everyone claims it is worth. Technically we could claim 1 US Dollar = 5 million of every other currency. It'd be true but no one would do business...I'm with dirty here, lets give them monopoly money.

[Iceskater101]

omg seriously?
thats a lot of money to give to North Korea
and also I didn't think other countries could sue other countries.
Who would be the judge?

[BocReaper]

Well there is a world court, but it doesn't exactly have any power.

[Subb]

iceskater thats what makes it sooo funny, cause who the hell knows?

[Iceskater101]

Its like this becomes a big thing
where the united nations come together and other countries are testifying for n.k and some countries testifying for us
lol

[LiNuX]

No country can make another country pay anything. The UN has no power, none whatsoever.

The only way to get the money would be for NK to declare war on the US and actually winning somehow and I don't see that happening anytime soon. They couldn't get out of the group stage in the World Cup, they aren't gonna get anywhere with war.

[BocReaper]

This is true. The main issue with the UN is for it to have power a country must submit to it. The US has also long provided the UN's power to enforce anything. So...they really can't do crap.