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LiNuX
08-17-2010, 11:23 AM
I used to do this years ago and here it is again. Random top 10 by David Letterman. This time it's the Top Ten Reasons Jeb Bush Isn't Running For President


10.Worried he wouldn't live up to the expectations

9.Won't move into house previously occupied by a smoker

8.Too busy with his daily routine: gym, tan, laundry

7.Huckabee already has a lock on the "pasty fat guy" vote

6.Leaves voicemail messages that make Mel Gibson sound like a choir boy

5.Scared of Lincoln's ghost

4.Wants to be "American Idol" judge

3.Wasn't blessed with Bush family stammer (video tape of Bush stammering, "Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme")

2.For some reason, he'd rather not inherit two wars, massive debt and an ocean full of oil

1.No governor siblings to help him rig the election


I used to love reading these stuff for fun. Gonna see if I can catch up for the past 3 years of top 10...

Iceskater101
08-18-2010, 08:43 PM
haha I love the top 10's my favorite is number 8 lolll

thedeparted
08-18-2010, 10:24 PM
1.No governor siblings to help him rig the election

*laugh*