Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Graduating College

[LiNuX]

Once again thanks to David Letterman. The top 2 killed.


10.You once tried to eat a book

9."F" wasn't bad enough -- school added a "G" grade just for you

8.Camps suggested you get a 30-year mortgage on your dorm room

7.You're the only sophomore with tenure

6.Professors all agree -- you're dumb

5.When you ask what time graduation is, people just kinda laugh

4.Most of your freshman class passed away

3.You form a study group to figure out how to get to the library

2.Only periodic elements you can name: "Sodium" and "Low Sodium"

1.Just woke up from a party you went to in October 2008

[glenofimaal]

I liked number 2 the most ;)

[thedeparted]

:laugh:

funny list.

[Dess]

LMAO @ #1 & #4

Nioce.

How about this one...

Top 10 signs you'll never grow up

10. You live at Never Land Ranch

9. You know more about Pokemon than your little kid's best friend

8. You still wear your fraternity's "Binge Drinking Team" t-shirts.

7. When you were ten you TPed the neighbors house, and you still laugh

6. You and your granddaughter have matching Hello Kitty socks

5. All your kids are named after GI Joe characters

4. It may be gold plated, but it's still a Big Wheel

3. You cook your Thanksgiving turkey in an Easy Bake Oven

2. You laugh every time you hear someone say 69.

1. Your custom-made, king-size racecar bed


:D

[Subb]

LMAO @ #1 & #4

Nioce.

wut a wonderful way to show how to make a post with content, not much more than jaks post that he go an infraction for set a good example for us to follow please. But i did roll pretty hard at some of these but ppl have alot of time on there hands to come up with this stuff.

[thedeparted]

LMAO. I get an infraction for the post in this thread, but a MOD no less come behind me and does similar amount of content

http://www.simonstapleton.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/BS.jpg

[Kenoi]

I liked number 2 & 4. hahaha
thanks for sharing

[glenofimaal]

After reading it again, I have a new favorite

#3 ;)

[Jaykub]

@ Subb/thedeparted

Damage know she made a small post and I'm sure she will edit it as soon as she can. The reason you got infraction thedeparted is because you have been asked time and time again last night to stop posting 2 word topics and replies.

Lets get back on topic and stop arguing.

[Jokersvirus]

Thank god I dont show any of those signs. sad thing is, I do know someone who does, all of them but the waking up from a party back in 08.

[LemonRising]

HAH, good stuff.

number 10 was a good one.

And "9. You know more about Pokemon than your little kid's best friend"

THATS MEEEE