jcmcdo12
08-20-2010, 08:50 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants and asks for a drink the bartender say ill give you a drink if you tell me why you have a steering wheel down your pants. the pirate said "Argh i dont know but its driving me nuts :laugh:
Why cant hellen keller drive.........because shes a woman :laugh:
No offense
Bob was in trobble he forgot his wedding anniversiry his wife said "i want something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second and i better be there" as she woke up she looked outside surprised to see a box she put her robe on and found a weight scale in the box :laugh:
Just some good one i found
Why cant hellen keller drive.........because shes a woman :laugh:
No offense
Bob was in trobble he forgot his wedding anniversiry his wife said "i want something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second and i better be there" as she woke up she looked outside surprised to see a box she put her robe on and found a weight scale in the box :laugh:
Just some good one i found