now youre *****ed

[Eric]

A jogger is running along one morning when he hears crying. He slows down and sees an armless, legless woman laying on the the beach bawling. Heart heavy, he walks over and asks her what the problem is. Sniffling, she says, "I've never been hugged before.." The jogger leans down, hugs her, and smiles as he takes off. The next day the cripple is still there, crying again. The jogger slows down and asks her what the matter is this time. Teary eyed, she replies, "I've never been kissed before.." The man leans down and lays a wet one on her cheek. He jogs off, waving bye to her smiling face. The next day, he jogs up and shes crying her eyes out yet again. The jogger runs over and asks her "what now?" The bleary-eyed woman looks up and says, "I've never been *****ed before.." The man bends over, picks her up, and chucks her into the ocean and yells, "Now you're *****ed!"

[HamadaLFC8]

Ahhahahahahaha Xd

[Charlotte]

Wow, was the matter with the *****ed? What's that mean.

[Eric]

its the F word

[EpsilonX]

No it's not, the f word has 4 letters. you put ***** :D

[Eric]

f word plus ed. I put f * c k e d in the first place n it starred it out so there's an extra asterisk in there cuz of it ha

[Blackleo]

Wow >< he's so ... thoughtful ...

[EpsilonX]

number of *'s aside this was funny. Im gonna tell it to someone

[Iceskater101]

wow thats a funny joke
lol

[Jaykub]

Lol XD

I'm surprised I've never heard that.

[Eric]

I thought it was quite good when I got it a long time ago as a txt forward. I thought it was gunna go as many others probly did too then he chucked her in the ocean and I couldn't stop laughing:P

[Charlotte]

f word plus ed. I put f * c k e d in the first place n it starred it out so there's an extra asterisk in there cuz of it ha

Oh I see cause I though that it should be 4* not 5*

[Jokersvirus]

I like it, I just wont tell it to the people around me cause I would be sued, or what not.

[passit420]

ive heard this b4 its still funyy