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[Diligence109]

Look at the ad at the bottom of this page.
Take it in... take a deep breath... reflect... analyze... experience...
What is it and what do you think of it?



Mine right now is a deodorant that is marketed to black basketball players, white football players, and skater punks; none of which I am so I guess it's not for me.

[Muffincat]

there are two ads

1. Men's deodorant (I think) with Bear Grylls and some random bearded black guy behind him. "Men Degree Adrenaline Series" - I am not a man so I cannot buy men's deodorant or something

2. "Shaun White Skateboarding" onlive? I guess some sort of video game about him

why isn't it snowboarding? o.o

anyway they are all going to turn into sports ads based on these two now apparently

[Diligence109]

oh my god
I NOW HAVE THE EXACT SAME TWO ADS
this thread is now flooded with sports keywords
QUICK SOMEONE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING RANDOM TO MAKE THE ADS INTERESTING

gorillas games hummus piano chain granite podium hobby train bazooka fitness red avidly region elmer's glue doorknob quarry gasoline information pirate animé fangs squid

if you can follow that train of thought I'll be very, very impressed

[Muffincat]

fluffy kittens muffins potatoes tortillas cheesecake oranges lemons kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens kittens

[Muffincat]

THERE ARE NO ADS FOR KITTENS IN HERE YET

MUFFINS IS UPSET

*growlgrowl*

[HamadaLFC8]

Lol mine is an ad for Google Chrome... fail xD

[LemonRising]

*Looks for ad, cannot find*


*has adblockpro*


WHOOPS LOLOL

[Muffincat]

oh mine is google chrome now too XD

also one for "Bamboo Blade" the complete series o.o

[Diligence109]

I've now got a youtube video for Xbox's Fable 3 and a Target Kinect ad...

Apparently I should get a 360 at target because the two 360s my roommate has isn't enough, according to the internet.

I already use google chrome, so I win? :3

Lemon what is this ad blocker you speak of o.o you must link to this precious treasure

[Muffincat]

I now have a beautiful ad that says:

"Syracuse Coupons - 1 ridiculously huge coupon a day. Get 50%-90% off Syracuse's best!

(BEST WHAT?!)

Play Mahjong, Win Prizes - Take a Break with Free Online Games. Play Now & Win Real Prizes!

New XBox 360 Slim Bundles - 4 or 250 GB, Quiet, Kinect Ready. Save on Kinect & Halo Reach Bundles"

...4gb xbox? 4gb? really?

the other ad is for "Syracuse 1-Day Deals" and has a bunch of doughnuts pictured.

[jango]

Mine is about joining the black community .. or buying Sims 3 .. talk about random ..

[LemonRising]

hawhaw its a firefox addon
Adblock Plus :: Add-ons for Firefox (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865/)

for chrome there's this: Chrome Addon: AdSweep a Chrome ad blocker (http://www.mychromeaddons.com/chrome-addon-adsweep-a-chrome-ad-blocker/)
But I've never used it so IDK D:

[LiNuX]

One's about EA Sports and the other is Comparing Kinetic bundles..

[Linx_is_me]

Mine has a piture of two guys hugging ....it says One chance to retire Reid . Vote for sharron angle ......

[Diligence109]

I have the most dumbfounding ad ever:

viewsonic boasts PCs as low as $399... so they decided to show their ad with the picture of a laptop. Their marketing department got smart, though, and did their research which showed that Macs are very popular nowadays and are associated with a quality product. Unfortunately, they couldn't get a nice picture of a Mac... so they just went ahead and slapped a "MacBook Pro" logo on it where it should be on a computer that isn't actually a mac. Done and done! Put up the ad!

Unfortunately, anyone that knew anything about macs sees immediately that this is not a mac and the MacBook Pro ensignia is terribly out of place. Also, anyone that knows (or doesn't know) macs also knows that you'd never, ever find one "starting at $399," because as soon as you have a computer with a shiny aluminum casing the base price is at least $1,200.

Also the ViewSonic logo is three parrots. wtf?
http://www.androidguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/haber169_viewsonic_logo.jpg


edit: see for yourself!
http://i.imgur.com/dW5JE.png

[EpsilonX]

I have 3.

"Buffalo Coupons: 1 ridiculously huge coupon a day. Its like doing Buffalo at 90% off!"
"Buffalo Coupons: Looking For Something To Do In Buffalo? Sign-Up For Deals!"
"Play Mahjong, Win Prizes: Take a Break with Free Online Games. Play Now & Win Real Prizes!"

[Muffincat]

1. ad for Sprint

2. ad for Time Warner Cable

[Muffincat]

1. Ad for XBox 360 via Target

2. "Syracuse Coupons 1 ridiculously huge coupon a day. Get 50-90% off Syracuse's best!

Syracuse Deals Amazing Daily Deals. 50-90% Off Restaurants, Spas, Events And More!

Playstation 2 Video Games Buying Decisions Made Easy At Bing™ Shopping! Bing & Decide."