Justin Beiber rant thread

[Metallica1983]

basically just think of funny ways to make fun of him

I'll start

santa is tight on cash this year so instead of coal hes gonna give all the naughty kids a Justin Beiber CD

[EpsilonX]

I went to a concert technically last night, cuz Its 2 am, but at the merch table there was a sign that said "tip if you f****** hate justin beiber" and it was amazing. There's a pic of it on my facebook for anyone who's friends with me.

(in case you're wondering, the concert was polar bear club/emarosa/bring me the horizon/august burns red)

[OMFG Its Barbie]

i hate his hair!

.. a lot of my younger male clients come in and say "i want my hair cut like justin beiber".

that darn hair cut is a pain in the a**. so whatever hairstylist does his hair. i want to kick in there mommy parts for making the worlds worst hairstyle.

[RecreationalGamer]

Justin Beiber is famous, rich, gets a lot of attention from women around the world, has traveled more places than most people twice/thrice his age, and of course....he will never have to work another day in his life AND he'll be able to put his kids and their kids through college.

And he's gay.

[EpsilonX]

i hate his hair!

.. a lot of my younger male clients come in and say "i want my hair cut like justin beiber".

that darn hair cut is a pain in the a**. so whatever hairstylist does his hair. i want to kick in there mommy parts for making the worlds worst hairstyle.

Justin Beiber has god-awful hair, why would anybody want to look like him? I'm not saying this just cuz i dislike him, if somebody I liked had that hairstyle i'd still think it was awful

[Metallica1983]

Justin Beiber is famous, rich, gets a lot of attention from women around the world, has traveled more places than most people twice/thrice his age, and of course....he will never have to work another day in his life AND he'll be able to put his kids and their kids through college.

And he's gay.


my bet is that none of that will happen because he'll have so much money he'll ruin his career by doing drugs but he'll still be gay

[Shrubs]

my bet is that none of that will happen because he'll have so much money he'll ruin his career by doing drugs but he'll still be gay

He could do a Charlie Sheen

[EpsilonX]

As stupid as he is, you should find a term other than gay

[RecreationalGamer]

he's...a stupid gay? lol

[EpsilonX]

No, i'm just saying people could take offense to the way you're using gay.

[RecreationalGamer]

No, i'm just saying people could take offense to the way you're using gay.

Ohhhhhh..........

Right.

Sorry, being a hetero it's easy to slip up and call somebody "gay"....it's just a way some of us heteros identify with certain things, such as justin beiber.

I'm not saying Justin Beiber is gay, as in a gay human being who was naturally born gay. I'm saying he is gay, or gayness, or even more specific "the act of doing something gay, such as having relations with another man"...so as a hetero this is a knee-jerker.

That being said in defense,

I'm sorry if I offended any homosexuals. MODS, feel free to penalize me for that one.

[EpsilonX]

*pats you on the back* lol im sure everyone understood, i'm just sayin be careful

[RecreationalGamer]

*pats you on the back* lol im sure everyone understood, i'm just sayin be careful


That's my "^_^", i just forgot to sign it in your rep! :twitcy:

[Metallica1983]

Eps is right lets just say he's a dork which is another name for a whale's wee wee to put it nicely

[EpsilonX]

Eps is right lets just say he's a dork which is another name for a whale's wee wee to put it nicely

This lmao. Or we'll call him lame or something.

[RecreationalGamer]

That's so hetero...

[OMFG Its Barbie]

Justin Beiber has god-awful hair, why would anybody want to look like him? I'm not saying this just cuz i dislike him, if somebody I liked had that hairstyle i'd still think it was awful

haha i guess it goes with the theory you dress for the part and put your head in the right direction you can do it.

... i almost want to make a sign for my station that says i refuse to do a justin haircut.

[RecreationalGamer]

you guys are missing some quality justin beiber right now...he's on ABC :P

[Charlotte]

Justin Beiber (beaver) Is The S***!!!

[Metallica1983]

Justin Beiber (beaver) Is The S***!!!

I think hes just s*** in general

[RecreationalGamer]

Sorry but...can I change my answer in the "If Justin Beiber was a P**** Star" thread to "Bustin' Beavers"?

Thanks.

[Ilyich Valken]

Bieber wins 4 AMAs, including artist of year - MSN Music News
(http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=612895&GT1=28102) FAAAAIL. To the underground bunkers!

[EpsilonX]

I wouldn't consider those to be music contests, more like fangirl contests

[Metallica1983]

the Grammys are for the real artists and bands the AMAs mean nothing

[EpsilonX]

Stuff like that is still a popularity contest. There are lesser known artists that have music that blows the mainstream stuff out of the water.

[RecreationalGamer]

Stuff like that is still a popularity contest. There are lesser known artists that have music that blows the mainstream stuff out of the water.

Yup...mainstream music is not good music, it just sounds good.

[Iceskater101]

yeah those are fangirl contests lol
Justin Bieber artist of the year...
ha!

[OMFG Its Barbie]

Bieber wins 4 AMAs, including artist of year - MSN Music News
(http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=612895&GT1=28102) FAAAAIL. To the underground bunkers!

pish ya right only award he needs is duc*ebag of the year!

[Metallica1983]

If I had a dime for every time someone said I love Justin Beiber I'd be on well fair

[ShadowMantis]

I HATE BIEBER!!

He copied a lesbo hair style...he ruined it

lol <(^.^)>