Ailithic
12-16-2010, 01:33 PM
heres a small list I have just compiled in my head.
(Game Noob)
- The total lack of all grammar and spelling
- The inability to understand anything
- They think it's kwl to Camp
- Constant teabaging of nearby by corpses
- Betrayal of every team member
- Looking up constantly
- Driving vehicles off of a cliff
- Repetitive driving off a cliff
- Over use of a single weapon (No one likes a trigger happy RPG wielding noob)
- Walking into walls
- "Cooking" a grenade until it explodes in their hands
- Teabaging someone who's crawling around prone
- Verbally assaults everyone
- Brags when they get a kill streak
- Goes on a psychotic rampage when streak has been ended
- Quits when everyone teams up on them for going Insane
- Sits quietly in the corner of the map
- Over use of riot shield
- Stands in the middle of a gun fight
- Walks into their own grenade
- Can be seen moving around crouching constantly
- Are easiest to shoot with a sniper rifle
- Waits for you to die before he pops out to shoot the enemy as if he's providing 'backup'.
- Leaves mic on until he's told to shut it off. (I've had people do that in l4d2, just keep on pressing the talk key)
- Calls in support weapons on team mates instead of the enemy
- They own crayons................
[In 2011 The government will start shipping retards away, My eyes watered when I
thought of losing you, Be strong, Wear your helmet and take your crayons]
- Foaming at the mouth and very aggressive.................no wait I think thats Rabies??
- Walks straight behind you trying to figure out which buttons to hit
- You can hear their parents in the background when they chat using the mic
- Can be found hiding in trees and in bushes
- Repeats 1 combo (Usually a stun or knock back move) until you die or give up the fight
I shal edit if I can come up with more
(Game Noob)
- The total lack of all grammar and spelling
- The inability to understand anything
- They think it's kwl to Camp
- Constant teabaging of nearby by corpses
- Betrayal of every team member
- Looking up constantly
- Driving vehicles off of a cliff
- Repetitive driving off a cliff
- Over use of a single weapon (No one likes a trigger happy RPG wielding noob)
- Walking into walls
- "Cooking" a grenade until it explodes in their hands
- Teabaging someone who's crawling around prone
- Verbally assaults everyone
- Brags when they get a kill streak
- Goes on a psychotic rampage when streak has been ended
- Quits when everyone teams up on them for going Insane
- Sits quietly in the corner of the map
- Over use of riot shield
- Stands in the middle of a gun fight
- Walks into their own grenade
- Can be seen moving around crouching constantly
- Are easiest to shoot with a sniper rifle
- Waits for you to die before he pops out to shoot the enemy as if he's providing 'backup'.
- Leaves mic on until he's told to shut it off. (I've had people do that in l4d2, just keep on pressing the talk key)
- Calls in support weapons on team mates instead of the enemy
- They own crayons................
[In 2011 The government will start shipping retards away, My eyes watered when I
thought of losing you, Be strong, Wear your helmet and take your crayons]
- Foaming at the mouth and very aggressive.................no wait I think thats Rabies??
- Walks straight behind you trying to figure out which buttons to hit
- You can hear their parents in the background when they chat using the mic
- Can be found hiding in trees and in bushes
- Repeats 1 combo (Usually a stun or knock back move) until you die or give up the fight
I shal edit if I can come up with more