Failed Breaking and Entering?

[Jaykub]

This is the biggest fail ever.. and yes it really happened.



Today some idiots tried breaking into my house :|

At about 1:45 today my parents had just left the house while I was in the shower. About too minutes later while I was still in the shower, I could hear someone at my front door, and then it sounded like it was being kicked or something. I quickly looked out the bathroom window and saw 2 black really short men about 25 years old or something trying to break in. I yelled "HEY YOU *insert curse words here*" then I could hear someone say "holy **** someones home" I jumped out of the shower as fast as I could and luckily almost every room in my house has a weapon so the last thing they saw was myself running towards the door 100% naked with a sword in my hand.

I'm lucky they didn't have a gun or something and just ran away instead. But yea... quite a weird story..

[LiNuX]

I'm glad you're ok, did you call the cops or anything? If you saw their faces, you could have given them a description and if found, that's an attempted burglary (and since you were home, could have bumped it to robbery).


the last thing they saw was myself running towards the door 100% naked with a sword in my hand

I'm sure that scared the hell out of them. Nude Swordsman.

[Jaykub]

I'm glad you're ok, did you call the cops or anything? If you saw their faces, you could have given them a description and if found, that's an attempted burglary (and since you were home, could have bumped it to robbery).



I'm sure that scared the hell out of them. Nude Swordsman.

Nope, I didn't call the cops. and I really didn't get a good look at there face. I was caught up in the moment.

[LiNuX]

Ah. Well glad your ok. I'm sure they'll think thrice before thinking about breaking into your home again.

[Jayhmmz]

The naked swordsman... Awesome tactic!
Glad you and the house is ok mate.

[Jokersvirus]

That story is kinda funny, next time pull out a firearm and let them enter and shoot em :)

[Jayhmmz]

That story is kinda funny, next time pull out a firearm and let them enter and shoot em :)

LOL so hard at this theory xD
Simple, but effective!
You must do this, then post pics on 4chan.

[Jokersvirus]

I'll create a step by step guide on how to pop a cap in a dumbass :P

[Jayhmmz]

I'll create a step by step guide on how to pop a cap in a dumbass :P

Can it have fun stick-man drawings?

[Jokersvirus]

Sure why not the funnier the better

[Jayhmmz]

Excellent... *clasps both hands together*

[LemonRising]

LOL JABOC
That's probably the best thing I've read in a long time.
I LIKED THAT YOU WERE ALL "YEAH ILL SLASH YOUR FACES OFF"
instead of hiding like a *****hh

[Jaykub]

LOL JABOC
That's probably the best thing I've read in a long time.
I LIKED THAT YOU WERE ALL "YEAH ILL SLASH YOUR FACES OFF"
instead of hiding like a *****hh


Its what any naked ninja would do.

This is what the sword looks like pretty much.. http://www.nwwone.org/world-war/worldwar-image-large/civil-war-cavalry-sword-horstman-w-scabbard-wristbreake_320631280304.jpg

[LiNuX]

looks like a pirate sword. nice.

[Dess]

Yeah I was totally gonna say looks more like a pirate sword than I ninja one...lol

Glad everyone and everything is ok.

:3

[Charlotte]

I can make a great true story based on this. lol
Luckily you're save.
Pretty dangerous in US cause there is numerous of criminals.

[Muffincat]

This is hilarious XD

omfg jaykub XD

nice one :P

we're going to have to try and do this next time you're alone and showering and then just take pictures.

[Diligence109]

the last thing they saw was myself running towards the door 100% naked with a sword in my hand.

This is, quite possibly, the one of the best stories ever.

I think we can all agree that from here on out Jaykub will also be known as the Naked Swordsman

[LemonRising]

This is, quite possibly, the one of the best stories ever.

I think we can all agree that from here on out Jaykub will also be known as the Naked Swordsman

I agree with this ( :

[Muffincat]

This is, quite possibly, the one of the best stories ever.

I think we can all agree that from here on out Jaykub will also be known as the Naked Swordsman

I think Jaykub should change his user-title ;3

[leica]

I think Jaykub should change his user-title ;3

exactly what i was thinking

[Jaykub]

exactly what i was thinking

I thought of this the other day >_>


Maybe.. maybe..

[LemonRising]

do it. do it now.

[Jaykub]

do it. do it now.

I need to save up my gfp :P

[NickLane]

omg thats awesome youve got some balls

[Daxter]

Soo... You going to find them and the rob them back?

[Echo]

"100% naked with a sword in my hand"
I love the internet...

[Jaykub]

I wonder how much of the forum thinks I make this **** up.

[LiNuX]

Truth is better than fiction.

[Daxter]

I wonder how much of the forum thinks I make this **** up.

lol. I even called BS in IRC.

But some stuff you just can't make up. I think this is one of those things.

[paecmaker]

Im proud to say, theres a real viking in you(even if it should been an axe instead)

[Fr0stByte]

Im proud to say, theres a real viking in you(even if it should been an axe instead)

Hahah, dude I hope when you said sword you meant sword....and not 'sword'....cos that would have just been grim

[Saph]

Best way to get rid of a burglar:

Step 1: Purchase a Shotgun(Spas 12 if you wanna play hardball)
Step 2: Purchase ammo
Step 3: Wait for a burglar to attempt his ****
Step 4: Get your shotgun out from under your bed(Place it there loaded by the way)
Step 5: Keep your lights off, and slowly move through your house until you see the burglar. Make sure he's inside.
Step 6: Cock the shotgun to make its unmistakeable *CHICK, CHUCK!*
Step 7: Say "That's right, I'm about to blow your ass off"
Step 8: Video tape him running his ass off out your door and post it on youtube.
Step 9: Call the police, and have a beer while telling them your hilarious story.

[paecmaker]

Or you can have hidden speakers with scary voices.


Do you want to play a game?
And some timers and sensors to connect different speakers and the tv, like when they are in the living room the tv goes on by itself and is showing scary things while the speakers do its thing. If hes unarmed the final will be you in a sacry mask with a baseball bat(or scarier)

[Fr0stByte]

Better one.

1) Let Burglar Enter
2) Release Hounds
3) T-Bag his Corpse
4) Lol whilst it goes viral
5) Repeat Steps 1-4

[paecmaker]

Better one.

1) Let Burglar Enter
2) Release Hounds
3) T-Bag his Corpse
4) Lol whilst it goes viral
5) Repeat Steps 1-4

Wait, repeat step 1-4, with a dead and eaten burglar?

[Fr0stByte]

Wait, repeat step 1-4, with a dead and eaten burglar?

....obviously with the next one....duh :p

[paecmaker]

Its easier to just dress as a wrestler and stand on a chair next to the door. When they enter you just jump on them and do some macho mundo grips and make some KOs.

[Fr0stByte]

Its easier to just dress as a wrestler and stand on a chair next to the door. When they enter you just jump on them and do some macho mundo grips and make some KOs.

im guessing lucha style will be funnier....and then tag team in the pack of hounds?


p.s. im waiting for your reply on the soviet russia thread...

[Saph]

How about waiting at the door for them to enter, and then poke them in the eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paecmaker]

HIT THEM WITH A SPOON!!!!



Now we should try to get back on track again.