Business Idea.

[Jayhmmz]

I'm bored, and there isn't enough activity at this time of the day, on the forum.. so I will pose this question to you all:

Does anybody want to build a laboratory, and genetically modify a Squirrel, to have it become a Superhero with Ninja-fire powers?

It should cost no more than a couple-of-million Pounds/Euro/Dollars.

[LiNuX]

I'm already working on one. About half way there.

[paecmaker]

I'm bored, and there isn't enough activity at this time of the day, on the forum.. so I will pose this question to you all:

Does anybody want to build a laboratory, and genetically modify a Squirrel, to have it become a Superhero with Ninja-fire powers?

It should cost no more than a couple-of-million Pounds/Euro/Dollars.

I can give you 100 swedish kronor (worth about 9 pounds)

Just be careful that you dont release a bunch of mutated squirrels against humanity.

[Jayhmmz]

I'm already working on one. About half way there.

I must have an opportunity to invest!


I can give you 100 swedish kronor (worth about 9 pounds)

Just be careful that you dont release a bunch of mutated squirrels against humanity.

I cannot promise anything ;)

[Muffincat]

I'd rather ponies >:|

[Saph]

I actually managed to splice the essense of flame with a ninja and then place this gene into a squirrel, the only problem was that squirrels already have a small gene related to ice.

Lets just say that the fire gene and the ice genes mixed together caused the squirrel to spontaneously combust, and after it had run around the lab for some 20 seconds it froze solid in a block of ice.

the block hasnt even started to melt yet.

[Exentenzed]

I actually managed to splice the essense of flame with a ninja and then place this gene into a squirrel, the only problem was that squirrels already have a small gene related to ice.

Lets just say that the fire gene and the ice genes mixed together caused the squirrel to spontaneously combust, and after it had run around the lab for some 20 seconds it froze solid in a block of ice.

the block hasnt even started to melt yet.

You could probably try to add a salt gene to counter the ice gene before putting in the fire/ninja gene you made. It might end up negating the fire gene aswell but hey, atleast you'll have a ninja squirrel. :)

[paecmaker]

You have done it!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_On5it3fcZg

They are taking over the world, we are all doomed!!!

[Jayhmmz]

AMAZING! Ha!!

[Saph]

OMG my squirrel escaped!!!

Call 911 now!!!!

[Fr0stByte]

ill be the first to invest 1 million.....................Zimbabwean Dollars.....do you accept paypal? and will my face be printed somewhere on this squirrel?

[Jayhmmz]

ill be the first to invest 1 million.....................Zimbabwean Dollars.....do you accept paypal? and will my face be printed somewhere on this squirrel?

This is very generous, Sir.

Hmmm... I'm not sure if your face will be printed on it as such. However, if you wanted to do some sort of Face Off experiment, then I'm sure you could replace the squirrel's face with your face.

[paecmaker]

What happend with those squirrel plans? I havent seen anything on the news about rampaging ninja, firebreathing squirrels.

[Fr0stByte]

This is very generous, Sir.

Hmmm... I'm not sure if your face will be printed on it as such. However, if you wanted to do some sort of Face Off experiment, then I'm sure you could replace the squirrel's face with your face.

im definitely liking that idea, but am not ready to sacrifice my face, is a tattoo out of the question?

[Jayhmmz]

What happend with those squirrel plans? I havent seen anything on the news about rampaging ninja, firebreathing squirrels.

I cannot share any information at this moment. All I shall say is, that my garage is now a workshop and a lab.


im definitely liking that idea, but am not ready to sacrifice my face, is a tattoo out of the question?

I suppose we could tattoo one of the squirrels.. make it a bad-ass.

[Fr0stByte]

If the squirrel accepts you tattooing its ass I will definitely be partial to donating another million

[Jayhmmz]

If the squirrel accepts you tattooing its ass I will definitely be partial to donating another million

It will agree to anything, as I will be implanting a micro chip into the back of its head. The creation will be making me my full English on hangover mornings.

[Fr0stByte]

It will agree to anything, as I will be implanting a micro chip into the back of its head. The creation will be making me my full English on hangover mornings.

wouldnt it be cheaper to get a wife? ;)

[Exentenzed]

wouldnt it be cheaper to get a wife? ;)

You've clearly never had a wife. :P:P

In the long run Fire breathing Ninja Squirrel's Pays off. xD

[Jayhmmz]

wouldnt it be cheaper to get a wife? ;)


You've clearly never had a wife. :P:P

In the long run Fire breathing Ninja Squirrel's Pays off. xD

I don't have a wife, as I'm only 21 and I've been with my girl friend for only two years, so we haven't really thought about marriage quite yet ;) But all of these things get done by my girl friend already! I'm not mean about it though, she does it out of choice as she is a whizz in the kitchen! (Her Mum used to be a chef)

[Saph]

I'm 22 and maried for 3 years and have a 16 month old daughter bro :) It just happens when that exactly right lady(or boy, which was VERY likely in my case)comes around :)

But either way, I would like to notify you that I am in all respects the co-founder of Ninja Fire Breathing Squirrels co. considering that I was the one who managed to splice a strand of fire essense with that of a Bruce Lee level Japanese ninja, and injected it into a squirrel. I believe however that it was Jayhmmz who managed to make the combination stabile, since any squirrel we attempted this with would collapse and spontaneously morph into a miniature Chuck Norris.....

So in all aspects, Jayhmmz and I couldn't have made these fluffy little killing machines without one another!

True story.

[Muffincat]

Bruce Lee level Japanese ninja

Bruce Lee level Japanese ninja...? There are so many things about that phrase that are just..strange XD

I do applaud you using Bruce Lee as a standard instead of Chuck Norris, though :P

[paecmaker]

Bruce Lee level Japanese ninja...? There are so many things about that phrase that are just..strange XD

I do applaud you using Bruce Lee as a standard instead of Chuck Norris, though :P

duh.-___- Chuck norris is GODnot a ninja...

[Fr0stByte]

duh.-___- Chuck norris is GODnot a ninja...

i think we've reached a general concensus, anyone who can slam a revolving door should be considered godly....

[Muffincat]

Bruce Lee would kick Chuck Norris's butt any day :P

AND HE IS DEAD O___O

[paecmaker]

Bruce Lee would kick Chuck Norris's butt any day :P

AND HE IS DEAD O___O

Everybody knows that ghosts are dangerous. -___-...:D

[Fr0stByte]

Everybody knows that ghosts are dangerous. -___-...:D

I know i shouldnt laugh at that...BUT I JUST COULDNT HELP MYSELF.


at least the segal and van damme arent in this 'discussion'...they lack the flair

[paecmaker]

I would kick the stone face(seagul) ass every day.

[Fr0stByte]

http://addisonrd.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/steven_seagal_emotion_chart.jpg

[Saph]

I'm sorry, you wanted to compare this......

http://starjerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Jean-Claude-Van-Damme.jpg

IN ANY WAY!

With this?
http://www.legaljuice.com/chuck%20norris.jpg

http://www.chucknorris.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/chuck-norris.jpg

[Saph]

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't!

(Epic self confidence bump)