Wish Corrupter!(Game)

[Saph]

Have you guys ever had a wish, but some person makes you wish instantly that your previous wish NEVER happens!?
Not really, huh?

Well!!! You might actually like this game then!8)

The game is called Wish Corrupter, and it has been vastly popular on other forums I've seen!

The way:

The first poster(me)will post a wish that they have(it can be anything, doesnt even really have to be a real wish, but its even more fun when it actually is! For example: You just saw a hot woman on the street on your way home, and on this thread you write "I wish I couldve tapped that ****!")

Then the next poster makes some way to corrupt, or "destroy" the wish, for example, about the tap dat **** wish above. An answer could be:

"Your wish has been granted, congratulations, you now have 8 previously undiscovered STDs!"

The poster who corrupted the previous wish, now submits a wish of their own. The 3rd poster then corrupts that, submits their own, the 4th continues, and so on!


The rule(yes...the RULE!):

-Dont corrupt an already corrupted wish! Make sure you corrupt the LAST wish in the thread, or we'll have a clog, and no one likes clogs....except plumbers and Mario...they make their living with them!


Have fun :D





I wish I had more money!

[Exentenzed]

Congratulations, your wish have been granted. You are now hunted by beggars that gets violent if you do not share your wealth with them.

I wish i had the biggest home cinema in the world.

[Saph]

Congratulations, your wish has been granted! Your house now gets invaded by movie goers who leave piles of popcorn for YOU to clean up!

I wish I could fly!

[Exentenzed]

Congratulations, your wish has been granted! You are now dead due to gunshot wounds by an over eager hunter that wanted a trophy of this rare "bird"

I wish i had a spaceship.

[Saph]

Congratulations, your wish has been granted! You are now stuck with a massivespaceship without fuel that takes up your entire property!

I wish this thread was more popular!

[EpsilonX]

Nope, sorry, I can't grant that wish.

[Saph]

Nope, sorry, I can't grant that wish.

Ugh way to break it for me -.-' good job

[Diligence109]

I wish this thread was more popular!

Your wish is granted, but every response will be unimaginative and make the thread pointless and boring.

I wish I could have a week off of school.

[paecmaker]

Your wish is granted, but every response will be unimaginative and make the thread pointless and boring.

I wish I could have a week off of school.

Your wish is granted, but you will have tons off work and f:s for missing tests

I wish I didnt suck at this

[Saph]

Congratulations, your wish has been granted, your most prized skill in life is now your extremely skillful and imaginative responses to this thread! I shall feel sorry for you when this thread becomes unfrequented!

I wish it wasnt so hot -.-

[Diligence109]

I wish it wasnt so hot -.-

grats, it's now so cold you now have hypothermia and will die in a matter of hours :D


I wish I had more breaks in this class like this one so I had more time to post on the forum.

[Saph]

congratulations, your wish has been granted.

You now have several breaks, but all of the stuff you love to do is either not working, not available, or no longer exists!

I wish I had boobs!
(come on, show me a guy who doesnt)

[Diligence109]

I wish I had boobs!

You now do, but everyone is mortified by your man-boobs and you are forever alone :(

I wish I could fly

[Saph]

Grats! Your wish has been granted!

You are now a duck, and its hunting season, FLY DUCKY FLY!

I wish I was better at the arcade =(

[Diligence109]

I wish I was better at the arcade =(

Congratulations, your computer now only has a single core 128MHz CPU and all the arcade flash games move so slowly that you easily take the top of all the charts.

However, any other form of gaming is impossible and your computer can hardly even handle running your browser...


I wish I didn't have so much work to do

[paecmaker]

Your wish is fulfilled You have nothing to do, no work and your things are broken, all days goes epicly slow.


I wish it too be no snow

[Diligence109]

I wish it too be no snow

Your wish is granted - the snow stops and transisitions into steady rain; turning all the snow that was already on the ground into slush, mud, and sleet.

That's... actually what's happening outside the window right now here in Ithaca. Crap.

I wish I had more ketchup for these chicken fritters (I just ran out but have two fritters left)

[Muffincat]

You are suddenly caught in a deluge of ketchup, and drown. D: Your fritters are doused in a healthy amount, though. SOMEONE ELSE EATS THEM.

I wish I had lunch o:

[Saph]

Your wish has been granted.

You regurgitate your former meal, enjoy it!

I wish There were more unread messages!

[paecmaker]

Your wish has been granted.

You regurgitate your former meal, enjoy it!

I wish There were more unread messages!

Congratulations your wish has come true and now there are 2000+ unread posts and more coming from only spammers.

I wish I had more money.

[Diligence109]

I wish I had more money.

Congratulations, your wish is granted! Your entire family, close and extended, are murdered by a sociopath who had a grudge on you when you were both 6 years old and you receive a sweet inheritance! Don't spend it all in one place!


I wish I had a car.

[Saph]

Congratulations, your wish has been granted.

You crash on your first drive.


I wish I had wtf epic lazer eyez!!!

[paecmaker]

congrats, your wish has been fulfilled. You killed your family by accident cause you lost control of your
wtf epic lazer eyez!!! and finally explodes in a great lazer explosion.

I wish stalker 2 would be released now.

[Saph]

Congrats, your wish has been granted.

It's a horrible game, and all of the hype that you've built up proves to have been pointless and missplaced!

I wish I was on the beach right now!

[paecmaker]

Your wish is done. You are at a lovely day on the beach, its hot and the waters nice. But the sand is getting so hot that you burn your feets so you rush into the water and get stuck by a rock. Oh did I mention that its on christmas island where millions of hungry crabs just got the scent of you and is now going to have you for breakfast........NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM.


I wish that I had a pool filled with vanilla sauce.

[RaiDae]

Congratulations sir! You are now the proud owner of a pool of vanilla sauce. Unfortunately, it is laced with Arsenic and the remnants of your computer and tv and all other electronic equipment are slowly dissolving away.
Enjoy your day :)

I wish I could read minds.

[Saph]

congrats, your wish has been granted!

All you hear in your head are the whinings and complaints and worries and sexual prefferences of every single human being in a 5 mile radius.

Enjoy being the most enlightened human being on the planet.

I wish I had more pizza!!!

[RaiDae]

Congratulations! your wish has been granted. A lorry has just dropped off a load of pizza at your feet. As you take a bite, you discover that maggots have taken up residence in the pizza. and the topping consists of spiders, flies and gravel.

I wish I could pass my exams.

[Muffincat]

Congrats! You pass all your exams, but fail all your classes anyway!

I wish I had a pony o:

[Saph]

Grats, you now have a pony.

The moment you get close to it you realize that it has a rare form of equine rabies, and its only goal in life is to use its cuteness to lure creatures close, and then rip their throats out.

I wish I had a HUUUUGE flatscreen TV!

[paecmaker]

Your wish is fulfilled. A enormous flatscreen tv awaits you when you get home from "work/shopping/something else" but its to big to get through the door so you have to tear down a wall and push in the tv from there. You rebuild the wall just to see that the tv was damaged and you forgot to buy an ensurance and you got no more money.

I wish that I got some broadband.

[Saph]

Grats, your wish has been granted.

You now have a roll of broadband tape.


I wish I had a better computer.

[paecmaker]

congratulations your wish has been fulfilled, you now have a so called super computer that can calcylate how nuclear bombs and other weapons will behave.

The us government will kidnap you for having classified readings and you will spend the rest of your life in a jail.

I wish that I did invent the cure for cancer.

[Saph]

Congratulations, you have developped a cure for cancer.

It has a bit of a troublesome side effect though. It appears to kill the afflicted and then reanimating the dead flesh.

aka.

ZOMBIES BRAH!


I wish I had a full set of platemail armor complete with sword and shield(+a hole at the crotch for you know what)

[RaiDae]

Congratulations! You're wish has been granted. Why don't you take it out for a test ride?
*unfortunately, you fall off a bridge into a rather deep lake. The weight of the armor and accesories drag you down*
Enjoy your swim :)

I wish there was a pirate themed party tonight.

[Saph]

Grats, your wish has been granted.

As you arrive you realize you're the only woman in a party full of pirate imitating men.

Have a blast, lass.


I wish I was in Oregon right now.

[Fr0stByte]

I grant your wish, but whilst wall mounting said tv it falls on you and die from LCD poisoning.( if it exists)

i wish i was successful

[paecmaker]

Congratulations, you are now an epicly succesfull idol. PEople scream and follow you wherever you go and stalkers are trying to come in to your houses. Paparazzi are following your every step and you get kidnapped by a bunch of mafia members becaues they want you to sing on their leaders daughters birthday. Suddenly the place is attacked by a rival mafia and everybody die. BUt you got cake yay.


I wish that the food will be done now.

[Fr0stByte]

the food is done, but undercooked and you succomb to salmonella

I wish these forums were more active

[Saph]

Grats, your wish has been granted.

You now have a minimum of 1350 unread posts every day, but they consist of 98% pointless 3 word long spam, and 2% *****ing about said spam.

I wish this thread wouldnt die!

[paecmaker]

This thread will not die, not ever. Even after thousends of years it will live on making people destroy eachovers wishes. Only that its now in reality.

I wish I had more fishies in my aquarium.

[Saph]

Grats you now have more fish in your aquarium.

But it is not overpopulated, and all of your fish go belly up, leaving you with none at all.

I wish I had an aquarium...

[paecmaker]

You now have a 500 gallon aquarium. One night when you sleep it starting to crack so when you wake up its water all over your floor and all fishies are dead:(

I wish that I had good internet .

[Fr0stByte]

you have faster internet but your surfing addiction makes you a social outcast

I wish i wasnt so addicted to roulette

[Diligence109]

Congrats, you finally get over your addiction to roulette just as all your closest friends become fascinated with it. After insisting not to go with them because your therapist would be disappointed, they go without you to the casino and come home 5000 pounds richer while you stay at home playing video games wondering where you're going to find the money to keep paying for your therapy.

I wish I was done with all this work I have for finals week @_@

[Saph]

congrats, your work is done. YOU DID IT WRONG!!! You have to start over*facepalm*

I wish I had an awesome free roaming zombie game!!!

[paecmaker]

I give you something better, a free roaming zombie invasion IRL(no more describtion needed)



I wish all my wishes would be fulfilled.

[ROFLBRYCE]

I give you something better, a free roaming zombie invasion IRL(no more describtion needed)



I wish all my wishes would be fulfilled.

Granted.

I wish I stole everything paecmaker wished for, in double quantity.

[Delta]

Granted. Congrats you screwed it all up. Now no one can make a smartass comment to your wish.


I wish Black OPS had Better Servers for multiplayer.

[Ilyich Valken]

Granted, but as such, they are forced to greatly rework the network and it's down for the better part of a year.

:/ I wish I could redo certain parts of the last month and a half..

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted, but as such, they are forced to greatly rework the network and it's down for the better part of a year.

:/ I wish I could redo certain parts of the last month and a half..

Granted, but you mess them up more horribly than you could ever imagine.

I wish I had a mint condition Gibson SG

Granted. Congrats you screwed it all up. Now no one can make a smartass comment to your wish.

Not much else you could have said to him on his wish, sooo...and be creative, there's a loophole somewhere I'm sure.

[Fr0stByte]

Granted, but you mess them up more horribly than you could ever imagine.

I wish I had a mint condition Gibson SG


Not much else you could have said to him on his wish, sooo...and be creative, there's a loophole somewhere I'm sure.

deviations in opinion, meant the gibson u bought was f a much lower quality than expected.

i wish i didnt rinse my gfp in the casino

[ROFLBRYCE]

deviations in opinion, meant the gibson u bought was f a much lower quality than expected.

i wish i didnt rinse my gfp in the casino

Granted, you bought a user title with it that had none of the words spelled right

I wish I would have kept the 1K I earned in the GF Casino, instead of trying to get more and losing it...

[Saph]

Grats, your wish has been granted.

You spend the 1k GFP on a challenge with a reward that only 1 person joins in on, Linux, forcing you to give your GFP by promisse to the guy who has the most GFP on the entire forum.


I wish I was in my new house right now.

[paecmaker]

You enter your new house and see that its a fraud. The house is only half built and you have to sleep in a room where the roof consist of plastic and the walls of plywood.

I wish I had more money in my cred card.

[ROFLBRYCE]

You enter your new house and see that its a fraud. The house is only half built and you have to sleep in a room where the roof consist of plastic and the walls of plywood.

I wish I had more money in my cred card.

Granted, but when you go to use it it's frozen, due to a systematic error that can only be fixed by paying as much as you have on the card.

I wish my Xbox live friends were online.

[paecmaker]

Yup, they are online but they totally ignore you

I wish I had an Iphone.

[ROFLBRYCE]

Yup, they are online but they totally ignore you

I wish I had an Iphone.

Granted. But the screen's busted.

I wish I had some money to spend

[paecmaker]

Congratulations, you got your money but played them all on casino and you got addicted. You borrow money from a (friendly) guy and keep playing, after youve lost all of your money the (friendly) guy returns and want his money. You say you cant so he call his homies on you and break your legs(he spared your arms because hes so friendly) and you got 1 week to repay him or he will kill you(or worse)


I wish I got a hug.

[Saph]

Granted, a really disgusting man with yellow blotches on his shirt under his arm pits, smells like sweat and rotten eggs, and whose teeth have long since rotted out, gives you a very amorous hug!!

I wish I was playing Minecraft right now :(

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted, a really disgusting man with yellow blotches on his shirt under his arm pits, smells like sweat and rotten eggs, and whose teeth have long since rotted out, gives you a very amorous hug!!

I wish I was playing Minecraft right now :(

Granted! All your saved data is corrupted server-side and you must start fresh.

I wish I had the ambition to learn a song on guitar






Congratulations, you got your money but played them all on casino and you got addicted. You borrow money from a (friendly) guy and keep playing, after youve lost all of your money the (friendly) guy returns and want his money. You say you cant so he call his homies on you and break your legs(he spared your arms because hes so friendly) and you got 1 week to repay him or he will kill you(or worse).
actually lol'd man

[Saph]

Congratulations, you have the ambition to learn a song on guitar.

You suck at playing the guitar in the first place, and the frustration is unbearable.


I wish I wasn't so sleepy...

[Ilyich Valken]

Congratulations, you are now suffering from crippling insomnia.

I wish that for once, when I go to the comic shop i can get the right comics in the right order instead of getting #1 from the core series and #2 or 3 from a tie-in. -_-

[ROFLBRYCE]

Congratulations, you are now suffering from crippling insomnia.

I wish that for once, when I go to the comic shop i can get the right comics in the right order instead of getting #1 from the core series and #2 or 3 from a tie-in. -_-

Granted. Except they give you a series you have already purchased!


I wish I had a bike pump