funny phrases

[Jokersvirus]

So in the past week I heard a phrase I liked and thought I would share it with you. I found it extremely funny and so has my friends...


If you think you wont like the following phrase do not click on the spoiler tag to reveal it,if you open the tag and take it offensively it is your own doing not mine.

"If god was real Im pretty sure he wouldnt even give a damn about what you just said"


What is some of the funny phrases you have heard lately or what not. Share them all.

[LiNuX]

I didn't find it offensive but I didn't laugh either. Probably not in my laughing mood.

Here is one:

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Jokersvirus]

Lawl, i like that one linux /hi5

[Echo]

I'm putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

[Saph]

My favorite is:

Note that these could be considered offensive, so please do me a favor and DONT click on them if you think anti religion is offensive.

God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his judgement?

And another one:

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
...Yeah
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[Echo]

I'm an atheist.
But I have never made fun of any religion.



But the second one was funny.

[Jokersvirus]

Those were both really funny saph +rep

[Saph]

*bow* Thank you.

[Echo]

Ah, this forum has plus rep as well.
Didn't know that.....

[paecmaker]

Another one about religion




If a person has delusions it is called a psychic disorder. If a lot people have delusions its called
religion

I have many views, strong views but I dont always believe in them.

^
See if you can figure out who said that.

[Jokersvirus]

HAHAHA, oh god thats good that is good.

I had one like that i was going to share, which i will, :P beat me to the punch before i could remember it.
When a person believees in magical creatures they are said to be insane, if a group of people believe magical creatures they are said to be sane and more logical.

[Saph]

LOL @ the last 2 XD Love them!!!

I wish I had some, but I'm out =( I'm gonna be looking more closely now though XD

[paecmaker]

I got one more even if it is more off a joke.


Roadkill cafe, You kill it, we grill it.

[leica]

itt: grilling theists
i like it

[Saph]

lol, no offense against them of course, but some sayings are just hilarious XD