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Blackleo
04-16-2011, 02:06 PM
Here is how to SURVIVE !!! (OPTIONAL)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VshBT5Ua4uo

HamadaLFC8
04-16-2011, 04:23 PM
I'll just shoot his a$$, like in Red Dead Redemption!

Saph
04-16-2011, 10:49 PM
Another tip: Forget all you saw here, if you see a cougar, and it sees you? You have a better chance of escaping by challenging its 35 mph speeds, than just standing there and get little red spots sucked into your neck all over while her teeth drop into the neck of your shirt.

Dont be a hero bro! RUN MAN RUUUUN!!!

paecmaker
04-17-2011, 07:01 AM
Easy choice. RLH!!!!!

Jayhmmz
04-17-2011, 07:32 AM
Easy choice. Let her have her way with me ;)

Saph
04-17-2011, 05:38 PM
.....Depending on the physical attraction and the mental and physical control that the cougar is capable of mustering, I would be inclined to joining Jayhmmz in his rather vulgar and somewhat disturbing claims of said cougar having her 'way' with his reproductive embelishments.

savloro
04-30-2011, 09:02 PM
lol yea stare the cougar down :)

Fr0stByte
05-03-2011, 06:10 AM
I see my experience playing Red Dead Redemption will have no use in these terrifying situations.

Saph
05-03-2011, 12:01 PM
^ Absolutely none, dude.

paecmaker
05-03-2011, 02:02 PM
I see my experience playing Red Dead Redemption will have no use in these terrifying situations.

No, for these moments you have to play a leisure suit larry game.