What Happens in Sovjet Russia!?

[Saph]

You all know the awesome Sovjet Russia jokes! I wanna have a thread where we use it alittle more often than not! So post away!!!

......In sovjet Russia, threads start you!

[Echo]

In Soviet Russia, the Russian guy spells Soviet right.

[Saph]

In soviet russia, soviet spells you...

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia goverment choose you.

[Saph]

In soviet russia, computer plays you.

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, food eats you!

[leica]

in soviet russia, vodka drinks you

[Jokersvirus]

In Matrix you bend spoon

In Soviet Russia Spoon bends you, giggity.

[paecmaker]

in normal you work to live, in soviet russia you live to work

[Jaykub]

In soviet russia presidents assassinate you

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, internet surfs you

In Soviet Russia, gun fires you

@Jaykub, sorry I wanted to edit my post but then clicked edit on yours by mistake :p

[paecmaker]

Normal: you buy a game and play it
In soviet russia the goverment buy the game and is kind enough to let you borrow it.

[EpsilonX]

In soviet russia, mudkip lieks you!

[paecmaker]

In normal you listen on your radio.
In soviet russia the radio listen on you.

[EpsilonX]

lol I think we can figure out what the normal one is

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la01p3FdCv1qa55edo1_500.jpg

[paecmaker]

http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/In-Soviet-Russia-Meme.jpg

[Jaykub]

lol I think we can figure out what the normal one is

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la01p3FdCv1qa55edo1_500.jpg

That made me laugh out loud XD

[Saph]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dfmr__UcUvs/TWLEHv-IJsI/AAAAAAAAATU/_qOiQtPYSIo/s1600/InSovietRussia-1.png

^ In soviet russia, you dont look at mature content, mature content looks at you!!!

[Synge]

Rofl @ Eps' photo.


In Soviet Russia, toilet sh*ts in you..

[Echo]

Rofl @ Eps' photo.


In Soviet Russia, toilet sh*ts in you..

Eww............

[Jaykub]

In soviet russia sex has you.

I just came up with that >:U

[Saph]

In soviet russia, it comes up with you!!!

[HamadaLFC8]

In Sovie Russia, post posts you! xD

[Jokersvirus]

In america you break law, in soviet Russia law break you

[Diligence109]

In soviet russia, mudkip lieks you!

this one made me lol XD



In Soviet Russia, internet surfs you

Similar, but one of my favorites:
In Soviet Russia, Google searches you!

[Exentenzed]

Did someone say soviet? :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAnuRyKMRs

[leica]

in soviet russia, pot smokes you

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches you!

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia you steal from thief.

[Saph]

In soviet russia, fat gets you!

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia thread closes you

[Saph]

In soviet russia, you ban mod :cheesy:

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia, you ban mod :cheesy:

lol
In soviet russia food eats you

[Saph]

In Soviet russia, you make alcohol drunk!

[vepanator]

In Soviet, Russia...
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/in_soviet_russia.jpg

[paecmaker]

Lol, IN soviet russia food throws you.Lol, vepanator

[vepanator]

In Soviet, Russia, joke repats you.

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia you save superheroes.

[Saph]

In soviet russia, poop poops you.

[Toast]

In soviet Russia computer hacks you

[Saph]

In soviet russia, you explode bomb

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia you burn flames

[Saph]

In soviet russia, you drown water

[paecmaker]

In soviet chuck norris is afraid of monsters. NOT

[Saph]

In soviet russia, chuck norris STILL pwns you.

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia everybody are badguys with a fake accent and ak47s.

[Saph]

In soviet russia, paec is wrong.

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia paec is never wrong

[EpsilonX]

In Soviet Russia, facebook pages like you.

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, game plays you!

[paecmaker]

In Soviet Russia, facebook pages like you.

OMG they do..

IN soviet russia you are attached to warts.

[EpsilonX]

In Soviet Russia, robots build people.

[leica]

in soviet russia, government elects you

edit: in soviet russia, vodka consumes you

[EpsilonX]

In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!

[Saph]

In soviet russia, planet lives on you!

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia the jail sit in you

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, Steak bbq's you!

[Saph]

In soviet russia, deer shoots you!

[EpsilonX]

In soviet russia, girls STILL make sandwiches.

[paecmaker]

norma- you live the life
In soviet russia the life lives you

[Jayhmmz]

In soviet russia, girls STILL make sandwiches.

In Soviet Russia, Sandwiches make Girls.

[EpsilonX]

In Soviet Russia, YOU want uncle sam

[Saph]

In Soviet Russia, Its not 2 and a half men, its just 2...

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you

[Saph]

In soviet russia, You shoot gun!

Or does gun shoot you?

In Soviet Russia, it really doesnt matter...

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Pants Jizz in You >)

[Saph]

In soviet russia, baby gives birth to you!

^ Morbid.....

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia books read you.

In soviet russias Mass effect Rear admiral Mikhailovich will still make surprise inspections.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, No0bs Pwn U

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia shoes walk in and on you.

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia horse ride you!!!

[Saph]

In soviet russia, bull has you chase a red flag until you're exhausted, then pokes sharp sticks into your back untill you die, then slaughters you and makes ashtrays out of your horns.

ONLY in soviet russia are bulls THAT badass.

[SiC TwiSteD]

In soviet russia vodka drink you

[Echo]

In soviet russia vodka drink you

I find that highly offensive! >:U
loljkfacepalm

[EpsilonX]

in soviet russia, slurs are offended by you!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Men make sandwiches

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia the playstation network haxx you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Sony haxx'z Anonymous

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia you storm the police.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia Rioters kick s*** out of police

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia bed sleeps on you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia Poop ejects you

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia birds build homes for you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Dogs Walk you

[Saph]

In Soviet Russia, Computer hacks you!

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, math calculates you!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, car drives you

[Jayhmmz]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Bread Toasts You....(cheers xD)

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia princess peach kidnap bowser(and you must save him)

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Super Mario is Electrician and not Plumber

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia the pain takes pills to kill you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Humans Rustle through the bins of foxes

[Saph]

In soviet russia, heart has youattack.

[EpsilonX]

in soviet russia, pikachu chooses you!

can we move this to gf lounge?

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, CoD>BF

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia: pro tube.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, iPhone make apples

[vepanator]

In soviet russia we have problems. We drink vodka. Problems kaput!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Water only in one flavour.............vodka

[EpsilonX]

in soviet russia, people post "in united states" jokes

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, jokes result in tears.....of sadness

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia the dead burry the living.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, pacemaker spells bury correctly

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia paecmaker spels BURY like this, похоронить(according to translate)

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, кто бы ни переводит, это является хромым

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia google translate accually works.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, freetranslation gives an accurate translation

(it was meant to say "whoever translates this is lame"

[paecmaker]

ohh, it stood: who takes, its slippery.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, every post starts with "In Soviet Russia" ^

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia theres real men with beard and "real" women with mustach(aka BAMBUSHKA)

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, fire starts you

[Saph]

In soviet russia, lawn trims you!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Ants use magnifying glass on you

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia dogs walk you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Goldfish flush you

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia you call comercial callers.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Feet get cold humans

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia its cold.

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, you help costumer service

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia Lady pay for you!

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia the blood bleeds you.

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, groceries buy you!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Smoothie blend you

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, birthday celebrates you!

ps. I love this thread xD

[Saph]

In soviet russia, thread loves you!

PS: I figured it was a good idea XD

[Delta]

In soviet Russia, poodle kills you.

[leica]

what happens in soviet russia stays in YOU

[Saph]

What happens in YOU stays in soviet russia

PS: LOL!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, car park you

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia final boss kill you

[Delta]

In Soviet Russia, PSN hacks you.

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia PSN is better than XBL:D

[Delta]

In Soviet Russia, Wii is superior to the Xbox and PS3

[jcmcdo12]

In Soviet Russia, Guns shoot you.

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia game developers make good design choices

[EpsilonX]

In soviet russia, mohawks spike you!

[Ilyich Valken]

In Soviet Russia, joke makes you.

[Delta]

In Soviet Russia Minecraft crafts you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Government elects you

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia snow melts the sun

[Delta]

In Soviet Russia Zombie turns into human

[Saph]

In soviet russia, you assassinate assassin!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Bug squash you

[Saph]

In Soviet Russia, you cut knife

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Spoon Spoons You

[Saph]

In soviet Russia, you execute executioner

[EpsilonX]

Things happen in Soviet Russia

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, TV Shows appear between adverts

[HamadaLFC8]

In Soviet Russia, sex has you

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Johnny wears you

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia golf club breaks you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Ball hits you

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia trees chop you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, weeds Kill you

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia medals wins you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, race runs you

[Saph]

In soviet Russia, car refuels you.

[SiC TwiSteD]

In Soviet Russia rock beats paper!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Paper Beats Scissors

[R3d M4g3]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia, poems write you.

In Soviet Russia, n00b owns you.

In Soviet Russia, cos eat you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Apple is just fruit

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia the ground grows on the trees.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Trees grow on fruit

[Jayhmmz]

In Soviet Russia, internet browses you.

[leica]

in soviet russia, girlfriend <censored> YOU

[R3d M4g3]

In Soviet Russia, n00b rush you.

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Fire Fights You


(i missed this thread so i thought i would revive it =]

[paecmaker]

In soviet russia fire fights firefighters.

[Jayhmmz]

In Soviet Russia, food prepares you.

[ROFLBRYCE]

In Sovjet Russia, test writes you!

[mutilations]

In Soviet Russia, toilet flush you.

[ROFLBRYCE]

In Soviet Russia, Gamers-Forum checks you!

[Fr0stByte]

In Soviet Russia, Cake Bakes you

[Mordry]

In Soviet Russia, food eats you
In Soviet Russia, Duke Nukem plays you
In Soviet Russia, game reviews you
In Soviet Russia, Isengard is taken to the Hobbits
In Soviet Russia, the Scrolls came before the Elder
In Soviet Russia, Headset wears you
In Soviet Russia, Soul Calibur 2 does not include Link, Link include Soul Calibur 2