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EpsilonX
05-07-2011, 10:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNkecZhi74

she was the cashier at a restaraunt...oh...my...god....
Jaykub
05-07-2011, 11:08 PM
Why didn't you talk to her?
EpsilonX
05-07-2011, 11:27 PM
lol she didn't seem to be a social type, she just stood there quietly doin her job and i didn't wanna be like creepy guy hittin on her.
BobTD
05-08-2011, 12:32 AM
In that situation you should just do as Thor would do.
Delta
05-08-2011, 01:01 AM
In that situation you should just do as Thor would do.

By beiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg gggg??????....................................... Electrifying i nvr saw the movie Thor plz enlighten me on wat u ACTUALLY mean plz : )
EpsilonX
05-08-2011, 09:58 AM
well, according to Kevin Smith

http://www.plungerman.com/assets/mediaman/blog/plungerman/thor.hates.straights.jpg

I dont think thor would be much help
Saph
05-08-2011, 10:03 AM
Admit it bro, you chickened out. You should've totally talked with her.
ROFLBRYCE
05-08-2011, 10:21 AM
Shoulda wrote your number on the receipt as you brought it up
Saph
05-08-2011, 10:23 AM
Shoulda wrote your number on the receipt as you brought it up

^
This....
EpsilonX
05-08-2011, 10:59 AM
That's a good idea haha but I didn't take the receipt up.
Saph
05-08-2011, 11:01 AM
Piece of paper, whatever XD
Jaykub
05-08-2011, 11:41 AM
You should of just said, NOW look here woman your coming home with me and that's just the way it is. Now go climb in the back of my car. THIS is how it has to be. That line always works for me..
Saph
05-08-2011, 11:47 AM
Your daddy taught you well, bro XD
Jaykub
05-08-2011, 11:50 AM
I hope everyone knows I'm kidding XD
Saph
05-08-2011, 03:13 PM
Obviously, lol.
Jokersvirus
05-08-2011, 04:32 PM
a better line would have been "if you make a good bacon sandwich i will love you forever"

That is a joke...

I would have made some stupid nerd joke like, "You're my cortana come help me save the Universe"
Fr0stByte
05-09-2011, 11:39 AM
You should of just said, NOW look here woman your coming home with me and that's just the way it is. Now go climb in the back of my car. THIS is how it has to be. That line always works for me..


im guessing this is where the balaclava comes in....
Saph
05-09-2011, 11:42 AM
A line that has never failed me:

"Wow, you look really exhausted, want me to hold those boobs for ya for a minute?"

Mind you that I was a virgin until I met my wife..............................



Lol
EpsilonX
05-20-2011, 12:57 AM
So I was at an Anti Flag show today, and there was this crazy awesome girl there and we talked for a sec, but we interacted a few times, we had this one awesome moment during the press corpse where she like grabbed my shoulder and we just sang the words together loud. anyways i was gonna talk to her after the show but she was like in a hurry to get out of there.

i fail...yet again...
paecmaker
05-20-2011, 04:06 AM
Dont worry, the third time will not fail.
Ilyich Valken
05-20-2011, 10:13 AM
Nah.. it's Eps. Something will happen. :P
ROFLBRYCE
05-20-2011, 11:11 AM
I'll help you Eps ;) Just walk up to a hot chick you're interested in (who's SINGLE, mind you) and just be like "Hey, you busy tonight? We should get some dinner, maybe go to a show. My treat. I'll pick you up around 8? Great!" And don't leave ANY room for a negative response. Just walk away. Then drive by around 8 to pick her up, and hey man she may even be ready for all this. Just make sure you know where she lives first.


EDIT: That last line was not meant to sound creepy lol
EpsilonX
05-20-2011, 11:40 AM
see the problem is....i can't do that for a girl i just met.
ROFLBRYCE
05-20-2011, 12:15 PM
see the problem is....i can't do that for a girl i just met.
Then knowing her location is of unimportance, just tell her to meet you at the olive garden on Maple and 4th (whatever the hell the real street is) and go from there? And if she's a no show, then you still get some sweet tasty pasta out of it?
Muffincat
05-20-2011, 12:55 PM
Eps, you can take me to Olive Garden any time
EpsilonX
05-20-2011, 01:22 PM
If you were up here maybe i would >:|

anyways, idk, i think a girl with a mohawk would rather go to like....a concert or somethin...than olive garden. just sayin. even though olive garden is sweet.
Muffincat
05-20-2011, 01:27 PM
dude, olive garden rocks

they have the best bread

and giant food plates

omg

but I'm just the kind of girl who's heart is won with food

but yeah. a concert would be a good bet for that kind of thing.

STILL, THOUGH. BREADSTICKS.
EpsilonX
05-20-2011, 01:30 PM
dude, olive garden rocks

they have the best bread

and giant food plates

omg

but I'm just the kind of girl who's heart is won with food

but yeah. a concert would be a good bet for that kind of thing.

STILL, THOUGH. BREADSTICKS.

dude get breadsticks with alfredo sauce for dipping. most delicious thing ever.


i want a girl who's heart is won with food...
ROFLBRYCE
05-20-2011, 03:07 PM
dude, olive garden rocks

they have the best bread

and giant food plates

omg

but I'm just the kind of girl who's heart is won with food

but yeah. a concert would be a good bet for that kind of thing.

STILL, THOUGH. BREADSTICKS.
You are like the biggest potential soulmate in the world. We were meant to be best friends, I can tell from this paragraph alone.
Muffincat
05-20-2011, 05:37 PM
You are like the biggest potential soulmate in the world. We were meant to be best friends, I can tell from this paragraph alone.

Yay! I'll be your best friend :3