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Mizel
06-09-2011, 08:45 AM
Had to share... this made me LOL :D

Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.

Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.


Man With Dead Weasel Arrested For Assault (http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/08/man-with-dead-weasel_n_873417.html)

Diligence109
06-09-2011, 09:16 AM
what is this I don't even

W1CKEDTW1STED
06-09-2011, 10:46 AM
This is more odd than amusing... I didn't LOL irl. :huh:

Muffincat
06-09-2011, 11:06 AM
That is amazing.

Wtf?

Mizel
06-09-2011, 11:09 AM
OK, well apparently Im the only one that finds the mental picture of a dude, carrying a weasel (or my bad, a marten) while assaulting someone hilarious... a total "WTF" for the guy that was assaulted Im sure.... I imagine it happening to me, and despite being punched in the face Im sure Id be rolling on the floor laughing. *shrugs* :)

Jayhmmz
06-09-2011, 11:28 AM
OK, well apparently Im the only one that finds the mental picture of a dude, carrying a weasel (or my bad, a marten) while assaulting someone hilarious... a total "WTF" for the guy that was assaulted Im sure.... I imagine it happening to me, and despite being punched in the face Im sure Id be rolling on the floor laughing. *shrugs* :)

Maybe the Marten was an Epic off-hand? Probably increased his attack power.

Mizel
06-09-2011, 11:36 AM
Haha I think it was! :P *in Austin Powers voice* Who throws a weasel, honestly!

Jaykub
06-09-2011, 12:57 PM
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/089/080/original/Picture%2031.png

....what?

LiNuX
06-09-2011, 01:13 PM
Sounds like my 7th grade spanish teacher, he had a toy weasel on his desk.

Jokersvirus
06-09-2011, 03:15 PM
I laughed.

its as funny as... One of the Die hards, I think, where the main actor is asked "I heard you beat the hell out of someone with a dead cat." dude replies "Thats bull****, it wasnt dead."

Mizel
06-10-2011, 11:25 AM
I laughed.

its as funny as... One of the Die hards, I think, where the main actor is asked "I heard you beat the hell out of someone with a dead cat." dude replies "Thats bull****, it wasnt dead."

Exit Wounds! Hahaha, yea thats what I was thinking too :P

Honesto
06-10-2011, 02:17 PM
it's funny :D