Kill the person above you!

[Joshuah]

Ok it goes like this -

God of Pain -

Someone kill me (first post)

LiNuX -

Shots Twice in head

God of Pain -

Rips eyes out and pokes brain

So I start now,

Kill me

[XiMMiX]

Take out your brains and jump on them then take your hart and take it as a reward!

[Scott]

Psychotically Throws grenades at everyone!

[LiNuX]

kicks his head off with my hands

[FattaT]

I don't know what tense to set this in, as everyones seems to be different.

Shoots with deagle through the monitor to right between the eyes. ;)

[XiMMiX]

Kill him with a mashine gun then use a katan untill my anger comes down... then throw a graned at him then call bruce lee to brake his legs and arms and his head .... Because im jelus how you make signatures!

[lonewolfxix]

tie up hands, slit sides of mouth with a rusty blade and kicks in the nuts - the death smile :)

i think i win.

[Scott]

Drives over everyone with a tank!

[XiMMiX]

Send special rank ninjas and kill you all with them then to make sure i send Bruce Lee and then i kill you with my rocket Lucher! MUAHHHA!

[Joshuah]

Gets sword and stabs in shins, and puts heavy chains on wrists and throws in a deep deep river :-P

[LiNuX]

removes the part of his name that says "GOD" and then stabs him with a pen :D

[Joshuah]

Gets your spiderman sig and stab you in heart

[LiNuX]

lol, u missed :-P

throws a cordless phone at his head and hits his head off

[Joshuah]

Gets my good freind God of War to kill you and so you got no remains!! lol and for your information I did not miss :-P Its a boomarang should hit you any second now :-P

[LiNuX]

there it goes, hit me in the foot tho lol

takes that tongue from that smiley face and slaps God of Pain with it until he dies :D

this is a violent thread

[Scott]

Flys to another planet and nukes earth

[Jasperking]

HEAD SHOT!! (plain and simple lol)

[Joshuah]

Fires rocket launcher into privates

[Jasperking]

Hammer of Dawn completely obliterating his body :)

[Scott]

Sends Assassins after everyone

[FattaT]

Sends Chuck Norris in for the round house kick!

[Scott]

Unleashes the T-Virus (From Resi)

[Jasperking]

i like simple kills so... *drops grenade in trousers and dives behind a building*

[Joshuah]

Locks in cage with lethal hungry bear ;-)

[LiNuX]

locks in a cage with a hungry cannibal homer simpson

[GF Eric]

Sends an infinite barrage of Nukes in a contained area.

[Scott]

Sends every NOD solider after all of you

[Joshuah]

Sends God of War to inialate you!! :-P

[Scott]

Uses Rocket Launcher on everyone

[Joshuah]

Sends assaisigns creed on you!!

[Scott]

Sends evil crazy monkies after God of pain

[Joshuah]

I feel nothing I am the God of Pain ;-)

Snipers scott in forehead, kills instantly :-)

[Scott]

Sends the cylons after god of pain

[LiNuX]

takes the M3 pump shot gun from counter strike and shoots at poin blank range

[Joshuah]

Fires Uzi at your head!!

[GF Eric]

Takes a plasma grenade and sticks it where the sun doesn't shine and lays a bunch of frags around the plasma. :-P

[Joshuah]

Sets you on fire with FireFox

[Scott]

Nukes everyone - The End lol

[GF Eric]

Rewires with nukes and causes an explosion on you only. :wub:

[Scott]

Dodges the explosion and jumps on top of Eric killing him instantly lol

[Joshuah]

*Farts* Smell is so bad you die of your lungs being burnt ;-)

[Scott]

Uses flamethrower on God of Pain

[Joshuah]

Use some pain in me to torture you, and then stab you in the foot and put heavy lock on your legs and throws you in river, muahahaha so cruel! :-)

[oddball127]

slowly eats you alive muahhahahahahahahaha oh and you dont survive

[GF Eric]

Kills you with your own lag by a short circuit in the computer you use and it explodes.

[Ghost]

strangles eric with computer wire

[LiNuX]

how do you kill a ghost?

says a spell and brings ghost back to life :-P

[Joshuah]

You didn't kill him!! :-(

Rips toenails and fingernails of slowly and then slaps and shoots at the back of your head!!

[Scott]

Does the thing with the towel in 24 (Which is were you wet a towel and shove it down someones throat and when they start to digest it you pull their stomach out)

[LiNuX]

throws a pencil, goes thru the eye and into the brain for an instant dead

still violent gosh

[Scott]

Uses a tidal wave on everyone

[Ghost]

Sends an army of elves after Scott

[Scott]

Gets the ents to kill everything that moves

[GF Eric]

Has a running noise in the below zero weather of Antartica so badly that your noise and mouth are blocked by snot that frozen thus causing you to freeze, suffercate, and evac your systems to death. :twitcy:

[Supermoose]

Lands giant rock on GF Erics head

[Joshuah]

Becomes superjosh and pushes earth into sun wipes everyone out :-) Muahahaha

[Kiss]

Gets hit in the head by a speeding ballot

[Jasperking]

Takes down gamers forum making all who were members commit suicide :) lol

[Joshuah]

Gets solar powered killing sheep on you!!

[Kiss]

Got lost in the wod with out compass or :radar:

[Joshuah]

Gets put on into a death match with hulk

[xeysz]

falls down in chlorine

[Aaron.]

Challenges Leonidas to a 1v1 staring contest and wins...Then has to deal with the after effect..

[Toxic]

Brings back the dead and gets them to kill everyone who posted before me

[Aaron.]

Blows on him and snaps his neck..

[SchoolBus]

Lets him beat me in CSS so i can vent my anger with an Icepick and some Pliers :eek1:

[webisthr]

hey i wrote just good lines atleast you should have kept taht and remove teh link :( now i will hav eto rewrite my genius idea

[wifi]

its spammers corner and i forgot to spam:P

read the rules dude, this thread is about killing the guy above u so let me see what i can do to u

hits webisthr with the FAQ book of the forum :-P

[GF Eric]

Uses Gamefly powers to eliminate you into the wind of Earth. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

[NDM]

First, I use an hacker to hack your comp. Then i call War Chief to kill you, but to make sure i killed you i use an triple axe on you. Then send snipers to finnish you off then drives around with tank around your body. Then talke that signature and stab assasin creed and halo 3 guy called war chief betwen the eyes. Then i send a nuclar bomb at your city i think your died now... Hehe.

[Wang]

Throws Lawn Gnomes at Everyone

[FattaT]

Makes some ninja stars and throws them at YOUR EYES!!!! "ahhhh"

[Creed]

Stuffs your face into a paper shredder.

[Samus-Fan]

*Rips off Creeds ears, shoives the up his nose, then reach in his mouth and pull them out,. hot glue the ears to his eyes, reach in his mouth again and rip out his eyes from the inside, then just dump some acid onto him.

[Kujo]

Bounds Samus-Fans hands and legs, and throws him into a vat of liquid-nitrogen. Once frozen to the core, I grab an ice-pick and crack parts of you off... places you outside to thaw... and die.

[LiNuX]

admin bans everyone from the face of the planet - kujo is just first in line

[Nerdy Knight]

*Sorry about this LiNuX!*

Knock you out with a brick, but a bag over your head and put a wet cat inside with an angry dog, take a giant dump inside after the animals settle down, they get angrier and get at it again, when you wake up, you throw up from the disgusting experience, knock you out with another brick, make you bungie jump off the Empire State building, and cut the cord as you come back up, making you fly into a plane, getting sucked into the engine, ripped to pieces, and destroyed in the explosion... >: )

[Riku-Nara]

*blows up michigan.......er....yale........*

[YuriPrime]

As a warm up for Shamus . . . Riku-Nara first I'll beat you with a baseball bat until you are unconscious, when you wake up you will be in a dark dungeon naked all shackled up, I'll whip you relentlessly for a while, then repeatedly shock you with high voltages, then burn you to death. Then I'll feed your carcass to a pack of hungry hogs.

[Kujo]

With my neighbors stun gun, I shoot you in the EYES with the tazer, thus electocuting you're brain... you die

[Samus-Fan]

Put you in a font lawn...SATINS Front Lawn...With Living Dead Lawn Gnomes....Then I will just cut off your head with a fish when your laughing at my failed attempt to kill you.

[YuriPrime]

Put you in a font lawn...SATINS Front Lawn...With Living Dead Lawn Gnomes....Then I will just cut off your head with a fish when your laughing at my failed attempt to kill you.
Really . . . I was thinking something more along the lines of you linking wires from your laptop to his body, thereby slowing down his heart rate to 1 beat per minute and thereby killing him.