Story Game

[Mizel]

Fun game! I saw this similar thread here, but it was last posted in over a year ago so I thought I'd start fresh :)

I'll start off with a couple words and you guys will continue with a single sentence/few words until we come up with a whole story.

One sunny morning....

[BrianUchiha]

A ninja fish was born...

[Synge]

but this was no ordinary ninja fish, for he was destined to save the reef, no, the whole world, from...

[Mizel]

giant, mutant, hairy....

[BrianUchiha]

flying doughnut that could shoot lasers and......

[CraeSC111]

Cook a mean pecan pie.

[Mizel]

As he started to make a pie....

[CraeSC111]

He used his ninja skills

[paecmaker]

to chop sea weed.

[leonehe]

And smoke the sh*t out of it.

[paecmaker]

As he was high as hell the cops came.

[leonehe]

And smoked that kush too

[paecmaker]

The ninja fish came and saw the big hairy doughnut (that could shoot lasers) high as hell with a few smokin cops around "him"

[CraeSC111]

And decided he wasn't high enough for that ****.

[Mizel]

So he blew his whistle to summon his....

[leonehe]

Hairy ninja... balls?

[CraeSC111]

The balls used their ninja skills to.....

[Mizel]

distract the cops so that....

[CraeSC111]

The ninja fish could finish his pie and...

[Mizel]

get on with his business. After he enjoyed the rest of his pie....

[CraeSC111]

He put on his ninja suit....

[Mizel]

and decided to go to the mall to get....

[Synge]

Airplane! on DVD...

[CraeSC111]

But all the store had was blue-ray

[Mizel]

Enraged that he couldn't watch such a high-larious movie in such fantastic quality, he....

[CraeSC111]

Decided to rob the doughnut store next door.

[leonehe]

But the doors were closed!

[Mizel]

So, not being able to watch a movie *or* eat delicious sugary treats, as a last resort he headed to the arcade where...

[Zelda]

..where he encountered a large group of mutant ape/giraffes plotting to destroy Manhattan. Thinking fast, he...

[leonehe]

jumped on one of giraffes and ride them...

[Mizel]

while he pulled a banana and a slingshot from his pocket and...

[CraeSC111]

Ate the banana. Realizing he just ate his ammo.....

[Mizel]

he figured he'd better call....

[CraeSC111]

His samurai walrus friend!

[Zelda]

Samurai Walrus seems to appear out of nowhere to come to the ninja fish's aid. pulling out a sword, he...

[CraeSC111]

Spied the doughnut shop and chopped down the door.

[Mizel]

In shock, the store manager...

[CraeSC111]

Started throwing doughnuts like ninja stars, for he too was a ninja.

[Mizel]

But Samurai Walrus had anticipated this and started catching the doughnuts in his...

[CraeSC111]

Magical doughnut pouch.

[Synge]

Meanwhile, Samurai Walrus' depressed daughter commits suicide and proceeds to possess Ninja Fish.

[CraeSC111]

While walrus was distracted with his daughters death....

[Mizel]

the store owner stole the magical bag with the doughnuts and...

[CraeSC111]

Began to speak in bad English while his mouth moved out of sync. He said.....

[Mizel]

Eat magical doughnuts, *****es! And began to....

[CraeSC111]

Get out his explosive dynomite-filled doughnuts.

[paecmaker]

WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOM, he said when when one of the explosive doughnuts(?) exploded.

[CraeSC111]

Then suddenly the wall of the shop burst open and through it came....

[Mizel]

the KoolAid dude!! Feeling bad about busting the walls down he...

[CraeSC111]

And he was wearing a very nice blue suit.

[Mizel]

He reached into his snazzy suit pocket and grabbed....

[Zelda]

A handful of Dum Dum Pop wrappers. Holding them out to the shop owner he said,

[Mizel]

will you lick my lollipop? The shop owner...

[CraeSC111]

Threw a dynomite filled doughnut at the kool-aid man

[Zelda]

Sparing the gory details of what happened next, our story skips ahead about 3 seconds: Kool-Aid was EVERYWHERE. And pieces of a snazzy blue suit. And dum dum wrappers... the Samurai Walrus took this opportunity to...

[Mizel]

exercise the spirit of his dead daughter out of the ninja fish by....

[Zelda]

saying OMM and rubbing dum dum pop wrappers between his fingers. naturally this was a dumb idea because...

[Mizel]

The exercised spirit had no where else to go and flew…

[CraeSC111]

Into and explosive doughnut where she commited suicide again.

[paecmaker]

The end, or atleast they thougt so until.

[CraeSC111]

Chuck Norris flew in and....

[paecmaker]

started an epic rap battle of history against...

[Mizel]

Britney Spears. As Norris and Spears battled...

[CraeSC111]

Britney's little sister came in to provide covering fire for Britney...

[paecmaker]

As he took heavy fire from britneys sister he ordered a squad of marines to flank her.

[Mizel]

The marines look at each other, and did what they were told to do and flanked the sh@t out of her! Well, this pissed good ole Chuck off and he....

[Synge]

Seems I'm always the one doing this in these types of games :P


One sunny morning, a ninja fish was born.. but this was no ordinary ninja fish, for he was destined to save the reef, no, the whole world, from a giant, mutant, hairy, flying doughnut that could shoot lasers and cook a mean pecan pie. As he started to make a pie, he used his ninja skills to chop sea weed and smoke the sh*t out of it. As he was high as hell the cops came and smoked that kush too. The ninja fish came and saw the big hairy doughnut (that could shoot lasers) high as hell with a few smokin cops around "him" and decided he wasn't high enough for that ****. So he blew his whistle to summon his hairy ninja balls. The balls used their ninja skills to distract the cops so that the ninja fish could finish his pie and get on with his business.

After he enjoyed the rest of his pie he put on his ninja suit and decided to go to the mall to get Airplane! on DVD, but all the store had was blue-ray.. Enraged that he couldn't watch such a high-larious movie in such fantastic quality, he decided to rob the doughnut store next door.. But the doors were closed!

So, not being able to watch a movie *or* eat delicious sugary treats, as a last resort he headed to the arcade where he encountered a large group of mutant ape/giraffes plotting to destroy Manhattan. Thinking fast, he jumped on one of giraffes and ride them while he pulled a banana and a slingshot from his pocket and ate the banana.. Realizing he just ate his ammo, he figured he'd better call his samurai walrus friend! Samurai Walrus seems to appear out of nowhere to come to the ninja fish's aid. Pulling out a sword, he spied the doughnut shop and chopped down the door. In shock, the store manager started throwing doughnuts like ninja stars, for he too was a ninja.. But Samurai Walrus had anticipated this and started catching the doughnuts in his magical doughnut pouch.

Meanwhile, Samurai Walrus' depressed daughter commits suicide and proceeds to possess Ninja Fish. While walrus was distracted with his daughters death, the store owner stole the magical bag with the doughnuts and began to speak in bad English while his mouth moved out of sync. He said..."Eat magical doughnuts, *****es!" And began to get out his explosive dynomite-filled doughnuts.

"WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOM," he said when when one of the explosive doughnuts exploded. Then suddenly the wall of the shop burst open and through it came the KoolAid dude!! Feeling bad about busting the walls down, he and he was wearing a very nice blue suit.He reached into his snazzy suit pocket and grabbed a handful of Dum Dum Pop wrappers. Holding them out to the shop owner he said, will you lick my lollipop? The shop owner threw a dynomite filled doughnut at the kool-aid man!

Sparing the gory details of what happened next, our story skips ahead about 3 seconds: Kool-Aid was EVERYWHERE. And pieces of a snazzy blue suit. And dum dum wrappers... The Samurai Walrus took this opportunity to exercise the spirit of his dead daughter out of the ninja fish by saying OMM and rubbing dum dum pop wrappers between his fingers. Naturally this was a dumb idea because the exercised spirit had no where else to go and flew into and explosive doughnut where she commited suicide again.

The end, or atleast they thougt so until...

Chuck Norris flew in and started an epic rap battle of history against Britney Spears. As Norris and Spears battled, Britney's little sister came in to provide covering fire for Britney.. As he took heavy fire from britneys sister he ordered a squad of marines to flank her. The marines look at each other, and did what they were told to do and flanked the sh@t out of her! Well, this pissed good ole Chuck off and he....

decided he'd rather play Angry Birds than deal with this ****..

[Zelda]

^^ Thanks for that! The story makes basically no sense but it's hilarious. lol!

Realizing Chuck was no longer interested in their rap battle, Britney Spears decide to...

[Mizel]

Hahaha, was so much better being able to read it as a whole ^_^

distract him so she could win by....

[CraeSC111]

Hey mizel I was going to suggest you put the whole story on the first thread.
Anyway:

Eating a giant hot pocket.

[Mizel]

Tis a grand idea! :P

Only as she bit into the delicious meat and cheese filled pastry, she burned the shiz out of her mouth. Enraged, she….

(P.S. I really want a hot pocket right now xD )

[Sotanji]

Spontaneously combusted into Batman, Batman then pulled out his...

[CraeSC111]

Massive bat shaped.....

[Mizel]

Pen... yes pen! And wrote...

[CraeSC111]

Dun nuh, nuh nuh, nuh nuh, nuh nuh Batman!

[Zelda]

WHOA. Britney Spears just turned into batman!??

--

Batman began to hum and sing along to the familiar tune as he wrote, however, his terrible singing caused...

[Synge]

Robin to jizz himself..

[Mizel]

Dammit, every time! He thought to himself. Batman looked at Robin and...

[CraeSC111]

Jizzed himself....

(Its a mutual thing ;))

[Mizel]

(Looool)

Causing a chain reaction where everyone began to jizz in their pants. After all this jizzing a….

[Zelda]

massive race of jizz monsters came from planet jizzalot to take over the earth. Meanwhile...

[Mizel]

everyone is too busy smoking cigarettes to notice that...

[CraeSC111]

Ninja fish was....

[leonehe]

dead............

[CraeSC111]

But he rose as a zombie and started to.....

[leonehe]

Eating bird spoted on road. He wa running after one bird and then he...

[Mizel]

tripped and fell into...

[CraeSC111]

A giant puddle of...

(Missed this one :p)

[Mizel]

liquid hot magma filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their heads! This caused..

[CraeSC111]

Zombie ninja fish to be infused with magma, turning him into....

[Mizel]

a stealthy firey ninja fish who could shoot balls of fire from his…

[CraeSC111]

Super long, fishy ....

[Mizel]

Tentacles!

[Veritas]

Now as an undead, flame-spewing, ninja fish, he was never able to return to his live companions underwater, so resolving to set off into the unknown, he departed for...

[CraeSC111]

The zoo so he could see the elephants.

[Veritas]

However, as he approached the zoo parking lot, he encountered and was challenged by a large, dastardly...

[CraeSC111]

Zoo mascot!

[Kenoi]

... who saw an 'Oscar Mayer Wiener' vehicle driving along the zoo parking lot, when suddenly....

[Sotanji]

A furious force of Delegates poured out of the Wiener mobile representing.

[CraeSC111]

PETA. As they filed out of the weeny mobile they....

[Sotanji]

Broke out in Synchronized Dance with a skinned Tanooki in lead the song playing in the background was...

[CraeSC111]

I am the Walrus. As ninja fish watched the delegates and danced to I am the Walrus....

[Veritas]

The zoo mascot drove off with the weenie mobile. Stranded, the delegates and the ninja fish...

[paecmaker]

called for a taxi.

[Mizel]

It came rather quickly and they were surprised to see it being driven by….

[paecmaker]

mr T..........

[Mizel]

who, for some reason, was wearing a….

[paecmaker]

pink scarf......

[Mizel]

that was bedazzled with shiny…

[paecmaker]

cucumbers made of pure gold. Mr T said in his own style....





(with style I mean like this- Im mr t and im a nightelf mohawk, FOOL)

[Mizel]

What are you staring at?! Get in, fools!! Im takin you to….

[CraeSC111]

My secret underground...

[Mizel]

Where I plan on…

[CraeSC111]

Serve you pie till you puke

[Mizel]

And make you puke it will because it’s a pie made of….

[CraeSC111]

39-legged spiders.

[Mizel]

because protein is very important for you!

[GamingWeston]

...since you will need protein when you turn into the freak that I designed thoroughly in my genetic lab...

[CraeSC111]

As Mister T prepared to put his 39-legged spider pie in his easy-bake oven...

[Mizel]

He heard an odd knock at the door.... as he opened it he realized...

[CraeSC111]

that the door was made out of...

[Mizel]

ogre armpit hair. Upon noticing this, he....

[foof]

projectile vomited all over the door. Then he..

[CraeSC111]

reached for the wooden door next to the ogre armpit hair door.

[Mizel]

He was surprised that instead of a door knob, instead there was...

[CraeSC111]

a sheep's head, but not just any sheep's head.

[Mizel]

It was *the* sheeps head. The magical one coated in gold and rescued from the ancient temple of the…

[CraeSC111]

arabic sheep head merchants.

[Mizel]

He froze in place when he realized what he had in his possession... for having this head meant...

[paecmaker]

eternal glory and richness, however there were others that wanted the glory...

[Mizel]

He knew that he would need to protect himself, and his golden coated head, so he went and stocked up on…

[egg-whites333]

the worlds hottest peppers and chese after he ate 3 peppers...

[CraeSC111]

His head exploded in a tasty peppery mess.

[egg-whites333]

he then begain to pick up his head and when he did the samrui walruss daugter came bck from the dead and grabbed the head and peppers...

[CraeSC111]

And proceeded to donate them to poor mutant children.

[egg-whites333]

but reaalizze that she could mix them with fire and then...

[Mizel]

Burn them in front of the crying poor children she was going to donate them to.

[CraeSC111]

After burning the remains of mister T's head she started to dance. During her wild dance...

[Mizel]

a flying cow angel appeared and said...

[CraeSC111]

Let there be five-legged tigers!

[Mizel]

That have the ability to...

[CraeSC111]

play dance dance revolution better than anyone else.