Guillotine Accident

[Mizel]

A homeless man is recovering after severing his arm in a homemade guillotine.... So, stupid accidents happen all the time. What I don't get about this story... why the hell did the guy have a homemade guillotine in the first place?! >_<

Guillotine Accident: Man Loses Arm in Freak Homemade Guillotine Accident - KTXL (http://www.fox40.com/news/headlines/ktla-homemade-guillotine-accident,0,4520199.story)

[LiNuX]

I don't think it was his, or at least that's how I'm interpreting the story. They don't really mention where it came from.

[Mizel]

Oops, sorry! That wasn't the article that I had read, it was another link. The first article said he made it:

"Officers say the guillotine was constructed out of 2 by 6 by at least 12-feet tall timbers that the man found by scavenging the local area."

[CraeSC111]

So you can find guillotine parts just lying around?

[Mizel]

Apparently. Go figure lol

[CraeSC111]

Hmmmmm. That gives me an idea!

[Mizel]

Uh-oh, what have I done?? lol O_O

[Zelda]

Ok, I understand finding wood to make a guillotine but um... the blade?? Where the fudge did he find the blade? And why?? ................. O_o

[paecmaker]

uhm what the ***** did he need a guillotine for.

Hey Im homeless, lets build a guillotine YAY.

[CraeSC111]

Ok guys the question really is why NOT have a guillotine :D

[leonehe]

Let's just lose an arm! Maybe both! That is a great idea!

[Synge]

Wow, what a piece of ****, no wonder it malfunctioned.

[paecmaker]

Ok guys the question really is why NOT have a guillotine :D

well it does probably work pretty well chopping vegetables.

[Mizel]

well it does probably work pretty well chopping vegetables.
Yea, vegetables AND appendages xD

[CraeSC111]

Well he'll be ready if we have a French revolution here :p

[Mizel]

Zomg, good point!.... Wait a minute! French revolution?? Those pussies couldn't start a revolution if they tried xD

[paecmaker]

Zomg, good point!.... Wait a minute! French revolution?? Those pussies couldn't start a revolution if they tried xD

well, they tried and won.


But if a revolution starts I join with a trippel barreled shotgun :p

[Mizel]

Exactly why they'll never try it again! ;)

If a revolution starts I'm runing away to my private island and waiting it out :P

[paecmaker]

Exactly why they'll never try it again! ;)

If a revolution starts I'm runing away to my private island and waiting it out :P

Hmm, I changed my mind, is your island big enough for two(or more) people :p

[Mizel]

Oh, it's a good sized island! I supposeeeee I could be nice and let some others join me ;)

[CraeSC111]

You would totally let me join mizel :D

[Mizel]

It's true, I can't deny it :P

[CraeSC111]

THEN the island would be epic

[Mizel]

The most epic-est island *ev*, thats fo sho!

[norid]

It's obvouis he wanted to kill his stray dog in a humane and painless death. he was going to need food for the long winter ahead of him...:lipsrsealed:

[Trunks]

why would you have your arm sticking under the blade in the first place. Sounds like more of stupidity then malfunction.

[Mizel]

Maybe he wanted to eat his own arm :P

[Zelda]

Growdy. x_x Maybe he was wasted? Sounds logical to me...

[Mizel]

Wasted on that homemade moonshine he brewed that gave him the crazy idea to build the damn thing in the first place :P

[Zelda]

No kidding!

[CraeSC111]

Did he find the materials for his still too?

[paecmaker]

Wasted on that homemade moonshine he brewed that gave him the crazy idea to build the damn thing in the first place :P

hhrrhrhrhrhrhrhr, mooooooooonshiiiine...me want.

[Mizel]

Ugh, I gag just *thinking* about it xD