Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Scott]

This is a game where you post a wish, and someone ruins it.

EXAMPLE:

LittleJohnny: I wish for a puppy.
Awesomesauce: Granted, but you get a dead puppy.

Get it? I'll start.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Jasperking]

Granted, but the government stole all the trees

I wish for an xbox 360 lol

[Joshuah]

Not Granted have a PS3 instead

I wish for Photoshop CS3

[Jasperking]

:'(
Not Granted, CS2 is better

I wish for better internet

[Scott]

Granted but it only works in Africa

Not Granted?. Your supposed to say something like granted but it doesnt work (as an answer to the 360 wish) lol

I wish I owned Microsoft

[Jasperking]

Granted but the business goes bankrupt

I wish i had a pet dog( like i used to :()

[LiNuX]

granted, you have a dog with 2 legs

i wish i could fly

[FattaT]

You can... but you are stuck in a 5x5 metre isolated room. =)

I wish my good dreams would come true ;)

[Joshuah]

Granted yey

I wish all computers were mega extremly fast and never slowed down!!

[Jasperking]

granted but they cost billions of dollars

i wish i was a ninja

[Scott]

Granted but every coubntry is hunting you down.

I wish I had a new PSP (Because mine is broken)

[GF Eric]

Well to bad. Just play with the one you got.

I want a million dollars.

[Scott]

Granted but on your way home you were robbed.

I wish I owned Nintendo

[XiMMiX]

Grented but a robber stolled it srry

If wish i could do signatures...

[LiNuX]

granted, they are really crappy tho

i wish i could run faster than a jet

[GF Eric]

Sorry you can only run slower then a turtle. :-P

I want to be in a video game as a Main Character.

[Jasperking]

Granted. But its a childrens video game with NO VIOLENCE

i wish i was a god

[GF Eric]

Well to bad you are condemned to HELL for 10 ETERNITY!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I was a kid forever.

[Jasperking]

granted, you will die tomoro and stay a kid in heaven

i wish i had a sword

[GF Eric]

You got it but it was possessed and decided to kill you.

I wish I looked like this ->:confused1:

[Jasperking]

Granted, but everyone started to run away from you

i wish... i made an awesome game

[Scott]

Granted but nowhere will sell it.

I wish I ruled the world!

[LiNuX]

granted, you rule the world of pokemon which is worthless these days

i wish i had an xbox 360

[Scott]

Granted but it will always have the 3 red lights

I wish I could have a character with the same name as me in Samsh Bros Brawl

[LiNuX]

granted, as you said, named the samsh bros brawl :D lol

i wish i could fly a plane

[Ghost]

Granted you can fly it but you cant afford it

I wish I had infinite mony

[LiNuX]

granted, but no body else has any so its worthless now - pwned :D lol

i wish i had 10 fingers on each hand to multiply efficiency

[Scott]

Granted but the transformation got messed up and you got hands everywhere

I wish I could get to play 360 games 2 months before they are released

[Ghost]

Granted but you only play the rubbish ones.

I wish I owned the 3 fastest cars in the world

[Jasperking]

Granted, You "used" to own them :p

i wish i had a pet wolf

[Ghost]

Granted but it eats your legs and runs away

I wish I owned a planet

[Scott]

Granted but its too cold to live on

I wish I had 'followers'

[Ghost]

Granted but they all commited suicide

I wish I had all the games I ever wanted

[GF Eric]

Done but they are all scratched beyond reason of fixing. :-P

I wish I was married to 7 high school sweet hearts of mine.

[Jasperking]

Granted. But you got divorced soon after marriage

I wish i had a huge army of wolves and bears

[GF Eric]

Done but they turn on each other and they kill each other off.

I wish for world war 3.

[Supermoose]

Granted but nukes go off everywhere and everyone dies.

i wish mgs4 was on the wii

[Scott]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish Nintendo, MS and Sony would join together

[GF Eric]

Done but they are called Sintesoft and they go bankrupt.

I wish for 5 cell phones.

[Scott]

Granted but they don't work

I wish I owned New York

[KittyCat72]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish people would stop ruining wishes.

[GF Eric]

Granted I am just going to ruin yours. MUHAHAHAHA

I wish I was a Global Moderator.

[Jasperking]

Granted. But you got demoted

I wish i wasn't bored

[GF Eric]

Granted now you are the Mayor of Boredom. (your more bored)

I wish fpr a Halo Spartan Suit.

[wifi]

granted but its torn lol

i wish i could come online more often :p

[Scott]

Granted but your internet connection only lets you onto oldpeopleforum.com lol

I wish I could have all the albums I wanted

[Ghost]

Granted but they dont work

I wish I could get 60 of what halo is worth

[LiNuX]

granted u got 60 cents

i wish i had wings

[Riku-Nara]

Granted, but they keep falling off.

i wish i could be psychic.

[FattaT]

Granted, But when you use your psychic powers you poo your pants O.o

I wish I could be bothered to get out of bed.

[LiNuX]

granted you cant get back in

i wish i owned google

[FattaT]

Granted, but Google dies, everything crashes and all the products stuff up.

I wish I could get back into bed =P

[LiNuX]

granted, you get eaten by bed bugs now

i wish i could control time

[GF Eric]

Done but it time for you to die.

I wish I was a #1 on the Halo 3 online ladder.

[UbErChAsE]

Granted, you are but you live with your mom in the room next to her..

I wish I could kill a deer this year.

[GF Eric]

Granted but the deer was killed 2 second before your bullet hit the deer by some other hunter. :-P

I wish I was Venom.

[Riku-Nara]

granted but the suit is pink and 17 sizes too small for you.

i wish i could fix anything.

[snipeshootergal]

granted but you get electrocuted and die fixing wires.

I wish i owned gator aid

[LiNuX]

granted - you own the ali-gator aid hosipal :D :laugh:

i wish internet companies would just keep me happy forever instead of 6 days at a time lol

[snipeshootergal]

Granted but 2 weeks after its fixed all the interent gets shut down forever.

I wish i had a 2 story house.

[LiNuX]

granted - its 2 stories in two books, not two floors :D

i wish bill gates made me new owner of microsoft

[snipeshootergal]

Granted but 1 week after your whole entire buisness gets burned down by an angry mob.

I wish i had 1 million dollars.

[xeysz]

Granted, you get 1,000,000 ? but are stuck in the year 5000.

I wish my school had was stuck in a bubble of water.

[Metallica1983]

granted but ur mentally retarded,parilyzed and only have one leg and arm lol this is fun

[Scott]

granted but ur mentally retarded,parilyzed and only have one leg and arm lol this is fun

Your supposed to wish for something.

I wish I owned Germany ;-)

[LiNuX]

granted, but it was invaded by the United States and your statue was demolished lol :D

i wish i knew how to code vbulletin skins

[FattaT]

You learn, but then all vBulletin sites get hacked, and vBulletin give up on doing any updates to fix the exploits.. Everybody goes away from vBulletin and then someone farts.

I wish I knew why I wrote that crap above this sentence.

[Scott]

Granted it gets emailed to you but all the worlds computers explode.

I wish I owned Microsoft

[XxPatchxX]

Granted (You along with MANY OTHERS now own microsoft)

I wish i could turn back time

[Metallica1983]

granted but u turn old as time goes back

I wish I owned Playboy

[FattaT]

Granted but the name playboy takes its literal meaning and becomes just a bunch of boys playing... with eachother.... in a nonsexual way.

I wish I could wish a wish that doesn't become ruined.

[Metallica1983]

granted but I'll ruin it anyway

I wish I had a Corvette

[FattaT]

You do, but it doesn't work, and smells like poo inside.

I wish I had a flying car that worked and didn't smell.

[Metallica1983]

granted but it runs out of gas and crashes to the ground killing u

i wish i was the evil monkey from family guy

[EpsilonX]

RANDOM THREAD NECRO!!!!!

granted but you catch rabies and die.

i wish i had a slice of pizza

[younging94]

granted, but your the pizza delivery guy.

i wish i had a job

[jakncoke]

to bad for you the recession is in full force, no jobs for you!

I wish Athlenewins would let me motorboat her.

[EpsilonX]

to bad for you the recession is in full force, no jobs for you!

I wish Athlenewins would let me motorboat her.

granted, but it's right after she gets breast cancer on both sides and has her boobs removed.

edit: i wish my lip didnt hurt

[Samus-Fan]

Granted, but to stop the pain, it was amputated.

I wish that I knew things going on in my head.

[EpsilonX]

Granted, but to stop the pain, it was amputated.

I wish that I knew things going on in my head.

granted, but the things going on are graphic displays of gay porn (or if you're into that sort of stuff, then straight porn)

i wish it was 2 hours earlier.

[Samus-Fan]

It is, but I make it daylight savings time again so it is only 1 hour back.
That sucked. Lol.

I wish that I got a call back from someone. It's been 3 days. And I think that call was important.

[EpsilonX]

granted, but as soon as you answer a storm starts and the phones get cut.

i wish you were a girl.