WTF News Stories

[Mizel]

I always come across these random crazy stories but never post em cause opening a whole new thread never seems worth it. So, I figured a thread for all crazy, ridonk, funny stories! ^_^

Another Day, Another Cyclops Animal Born | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2011/12/another-day-another-cyclops-animal-born.php)

Awwww cute lil cyclops piggie :}

Beetles Wearing Jurassic Park Character Costumes | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2011/12/beetles-wearing-jurassic-park-character.php)

This... just... at a loss for words. People are bizarre. O_o

[CraeSC111]

Well now we know what people do when they are bored.

[paecmaker]

I have waited for such a thread but never thought of creating one. lol

(I have a feeling that many of the "news" will come from geekology):P

[LemonRising]

That second story lol...
sometimes people make me wonder.

[Mizel]

Well now we know what people do when they are bored.

Wait, it took this many posts from me for you to realize this *now*? :P


I have waited for such a thread but never thought of creating one. lol

(I have a feeling that many of the "news" will come from geekology):P

Most likely lol This and Geekologie and Geeks are Sexy are my go-to sites :)


That second story lol...
sometimes people make me wonder.

haha Yupp. Like... who decides... Man, I wanna become an Entomologist.... who dresses up my specimens like movie chars. My question is.... does he make the outifts himself? lol cause thats pretty impressive xD

[LemonRising]

probably did lmao, looks very custom.
I have a feeling this isnt the first time he's made outfits for beetles.

[thedeparted]

lol wow @ the pig

[Mizel]

lol wow @ the pig

I think the pigs adorable xD

[thedeparted]

could write a horror movie script around it!

[CraeSC111]

Now he needs a film crew and he can remake the movie using beetles and cheap CGI

[Mizel]

could write a horror movie script around it!

Awwww, it’s too cute for that! It would be good for one of those crappy inspirational movies… like the dolphin will no tail, or the surfer chick that got her arm bit off :P


Now he needs a film crew and he can remake the movie using beetles and cheap CGI

I totally bet he already does this. I can see it now… he has all of his other creepy insect-dressing-up mates over, and they reinact all their fav movies xD

[CraeSC111]

Its like high school theater class all over again!

[Mizel]

So, what your saying is….. in high school, you guys used dressed up insects for plays instead of real people? Sweet. :P

[CraeSC111]

I didn't actually take any theater classed. I'm just saying the theater people were strange.

[Mizel]

I figured, I was just being a smartass ^_^

But yes… yes they were.

[CraeSC111]

But I was strange too. Just in a smarter, more nerdy way :D

[Mizel]

Well, that’s the acceptable form of strange ;)

[CraeSC111]

Oh thank God I thought I'd have to go hide in a forest somewhere.

[Mizel]

Nah, that's where furries go. Nerds get to stay in normal society.

[paecmaker]

But I was strange too. Just in a smarter, more nerdy way :D

I think this is right for many here :p

This makes me remember school, gangs of nerds and rednecks raging war in the halls. good times :D

[Mizel]

I think this is right for many here :p

This makes me remember school, gangs of nerds and rednecks raging war in the halls. good times :D

Oh man, I dont miss that one bit haha

[thedeparted]

Awwww, it’s too cute for that! It would be good for one of those crappy inspirational movies… like the dolphin will no tail, or the surfer chick that got her arm bit off :P



I totally bet he already does this. I can see it now… he has all of his other creepy insect-dressing-up mates over, and they reinact all their fav movies xD

What if the pig was had super power with that eye or something. He could be like turn criminals into turds and such.. it could be a thing.

[Mizel]

Hahaha Cyclopig to the rescue!

[Mizel]

Another WTF story:

Man Arrested For Taxidermy-ing Together Mutant Animals From Illegal/Endangered Species | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2011/12/man-arrested-for-taxidermy-ing-together.php)

Bizarre.... and sucks for those endangered animals.

But I have to admit.... the finished product... is pretty awesome :O


Quality: Woman Has Pen Removed From Stomach After 25 Years, Still Writes | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2011/12/quality-woman-has-pen-removed-from-stoma.php)

Ok... everyone is so amazed the pen still writes... really? lol Im amazed the chick swallowed a fkn pen in the first place!

[CraeSC111]

Wonder what color the ink is

[Mizel]

Maybe its one of those fancy tri-color pens!

[CraeSC111]

Do all three colors work?

[Mizel]

Nah, I hear when you swallow those tri-color ones that the red ink craps out.

[thedeparted]

lol at it still writing and lol at her not going to emergency room. ffs its free healthcare over there. just should of went.

[Mizel]

Maybe she was trying to create artsy poop.

[LemonRising]

She was probably embarrassed.. I mean there can't be many good explanations for "I ate a pen and it wont come out." lmao

[Mizel]

Lmao Yea that's true... but youd think you'd be worried about it... ya know, exiting O_O lol I mean it ended up just staying in her stomach, but if it hadn't... *shudders*

Alls I know is... I swallowed a nail once... went to the ER and had to get my stomach pumped. By far the most horrible experience ever. I would have rather not went and dealt with the outcome then had that happen -__-

[thedeparted]

How did you end up swallowing a nail ?

[Mizel]

I was hanging up a tapestry. Had one hand on holding it up, one hand on the hammer and was holding the nails between my lips. I went to say something to my ex and ended up somehow swallowing one >_<

I thought it was amusing. My mom however freaked and made me go to the ER.

[paecmaker]

Maybe not a WTF news really but still pretty fun.


There is a washing machine thief leauge around a town, yup they break in and steal laundry machines.

Washing machine thieves hit student dorms - The Local (http://www.thelocal.se/38232/20111230/)

[CraeSC111]

Why laundry machines? They aren't even that cool

[Mizel]

Laundry machine black market, imo.

[CraeSC111]

Ahh. Is there one for dish washers too? I might have picked up a few somewhere...

[tahoecale]

omg that is some great stuff

[Mizel]

Woopsie Doopsie: Naked Man In Kid's Fashion Ad | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/woopsie-doopsie-naked-man-in-kids-fashio.php)

How in the hell does something like this happen?! lol

[CraeSC111]

Ok who looked at the close up picture of the man? Not me btw

[Mizel]

I so totally didn’t either… *whistles innocently*

[BangMy Octopuss]

I so totally didn’t either… *whistles innocently*

I smell lies ^^ ;)

[PressKean]

:D I'm having fun reading all these stories. Sadly, I have never came across any "stupid" articles :(

[Mizel]

I smell lies ^^ ;)

Awwwww, you caught me xD

[CraeSC111]

I would never look!

[Mizel]

I mean I didn’t *have* to go looking… it kind of does that for you. However, had it not…. I would of still looked…. ya know, out of sheer curiosity and stuff.

[CraeSC111]

What's worse putting a naked Guy in a kids magazine or enlarging and enhancing the image so you can better see the Guy?

[Mizel]

It depends, is the person enlarging the picture a kid or just a curious adult? :P

[CraeSC111]

Both? You never know kids are great with technology nowadays

[Mizel]

Lol That is very true.

[CraeSC111]

I'm still better with it though :p

[LemonRising]

That's.. wow lol
WHY WAS THERE A NAKED MAN AROUND THESE KIDS?
Is the photographer blind? Like.. theres a naked man walking around.. maybe we should wait to take these pictures.. or go somewhere else. But nope.

[CraeSC111]

I believe Europe isn't as tough on nudity as the Americas

[Mizel]

That’s true lol Random nekked men on the beach probably didn’t even phase the photographer :P

[CraeSC111]

In America he would've been arrested!

[Mizel]

Yupp. lol Nudity shouldn’t be such a horrible thing. Makes people self conscious and have self esteem issues. However, when I went to the Caribbean, there were topless women on all the beaches- which was sweet. However, a lot of them had their daughters with them (like 6-7ish)… and they were all topless too… it was *really* awkward.

[CraeSC111]

Did you go topless too mizel?

[Mizel]

When in Rome do as the Romans do? :O

[CraeSC111]

But you were in the Caribbean. :p
Anyway I wonder if something like that has ever happened before.

[Mizel]

Same difference lol… Im sure it has, I would not be surprised

You've Gottta Be Kidding Me: Eyeball Fence Piercings | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/youve-gottta-be-kidding-me-eyeball-fence.php)

That's.... freaky... but not surprising.

[paecmaker]

Another thing not to do when drunk(or sober), check.

[Mizel]

People be crazy O.o

[paecmaker]

People be crazy O.o

I wonder how it feels when he tries to move the eyebrow?

[Mizel]

*can* he even move it??! Lol I mean… I’ve got a buttload of piercings…. but that’s insane. That dude gets in a fight… he’s screwed. I’d go right for those things and yank em out xD

[CraeSC111]

Hell I'd rip em out just for fun.

[Mizel]

Ive had an earring ripped practically out. That sucked a lot…. evil pillow fights are dangerous >:(

[Mizel]

'If I Die' App Publishes A Pre-Recorded Message To Your Facebook Friends After You Croak | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/if-i-die-app-publishes-a-pre-recorded-me.php)

Creepy. Nuff said.

[thedeparted]

smh. this is indeed creepy.

[paecmaker]

'If I Die' App Publishes A Pre-Recorded Message To Your Facebook Friends After You Croak | Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome (http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/if-i-die-app-publishes-a-pre-recorded-me.php)

Creepy. Nuff said.

What happens if one of the friends die prior to you, will your evil plans in the afterlife be screwed?

[Mizel]

I find it creepy enough just to go onto someone's FB that is dead, much less go on their FB to see a "Hey, Im dead everyone" message lol

But if I made one of these... it would totally be to screw with people xD Like.... Hey, SoAndSo- I never liked you, go eff yourself... or something along those lines :P

[paecmaker]

I find it creepy enough just to go onto someone's FB that is dead, much less go on their FB to see a "Hey, Im dead everyone" message lol

But if I made one of these... it would totally be to screw with people xD Like.... Hey, SoAndSo- I never liked you, go eff yourself... or something along those lines :P

I would totally do something like that just to screw with them.

"Hello Im dead, oh and I know I never told you but Im actually your long lost brother.....yeah, about THE night it was probably wrong of me not telling this when we did IT."

[CraeSC111]

"But you're great in bed sis."
Oh god the horror

[Punkte]

New Story About anonymous going ape **** on greek government! Hell yea!

[Punkte]

better for all the people that the government arent listening too