Game: F*** up Earth!!!

[Akatosh]

This game is morbid and sick but probably fun as hell. Basically create a timeline of the worst possible thing that could happen on the planet. Events must not retcon previous posted and must all be set in the same universe. Please nothing too political or offensive

2013, July 4: Transformers 4, directed by Michael Bay, is released
2015, August 15: Morgan Freedman dies
2018: A virus spreads across the Americas, this disease causes people to not only become zombies, but shout Linkin Park lyrics at the top of their lungs.
2019: The Canadian and American government collapses because the majority of leaders are zombified or have shot themselves out of vocal torture....

[paecmaker]

If I get this right I should continue this, or what?

2020: America is under quarantine, in America only few people have survived.
2021: UN has figured out a plan to stop the linking park shouting zombies, they use a reversed virus, a so called retrovirus.
2023 After years of testing UN thinks its time to put the retrovirus up to test and drops it on Cuba.
2023: UN troops land on Cuba to find the zombies dead, or transferred into humans again(depends on their damage) so a big plan to save America is set into action.

2023: However shortly before the plan is set to go a massive solar storm temporary shuts down all the electronics on earth....

[Synge]

2024, May 7: Kanye West mistakenly discovers zombie cure of mashed banana peel and porcupine feces, any quantity, mixed in a 4:1 ratio, rises as new Presidential figure of America.

2024, April 17: Despite delivering a cure, Kanye is met with resistance in his effort to build 'The West Republic.' Threatens extermination of all who oppose.

2024, April 18: Kanye West assassinated.

[CraeSC111]

2025: The UN creates a treaty that disarms everyone in the world

2026: A mad scientists recreates dinosaurs and releases thousands all over the world. People die in thousand because they only have spoons with which to defend themselves. Prisoners who know how to make shivs thrive.

[Akatosh]

2028: With everyone disarmed and all electronics disabled, Earth plunges into a new dark ages and with their stored wealth, The Church of Scientology gains power and uses it to spread the faith throughout the world.

2029: A King, with the blessing of the church, begins conquering lard sections of tribal lands in Canada and what had been the US. Newly conquered lands must become Scientologists and believe in Ancient Astronaut theory.

[CraeSC111]

2030: A man finds an old government Bunker and flips on what he believes is a light switch, which actually turns all of the electronics back on. 8,000 people die of electric shock including the last living Elvis impersonator.

2031: Elvis has disappeared from history and the world suddenly seems to be a duller place.

[thedeparted]

June 2015: Aliens come here
August 2015: We capture a female alien
November 2016: A male scientist has sex with alien
February 2017: a male scientist sets up a sex ring
April 2018: people start dying off
June 2021: sex ring is discovered
August 2023: alien std is discovered to be extremely deadly to humans
April 2030: earths population is desecrated
2036: earths last population is taken out by asteroid

[egg-whites333]

2036 one man in a space suit somhow lives
2042 after eating spacerocks and lefover koolaid man finds a a plannet just like eart woks the same way but no zombies the only probleme is at 12:00 am/pm everyone jumps up and does a hannamontana flash mob if you dont you go to prison filled with ombies.
2043 prison brek while there is a hannaa montanna flash mob they may not do anything untill 1:00 pm