Soul Calibur 5: Making the "Jiggling Cleavages" Adjustable

[Mizel]

ESRB: Soul Calibur V lets you “augment” breast sizes, shows “buttocks” | VG247 (http://www.vg247.com/2012/01/04/esrb-soul-calibur-v-lets-you-%E2%80%9Caugment%E2%80%9D-breast-sizes-shows-%E2%80%9Cbuttocks%E2%80%9D/)

http://media.officialplaystationmagazine.co.uk/files/2012/01/Soul-Calibur-Breast-Size-Regulation-e1325675480133-610x353.jpg

Well, I assumed this would eventually become an option in video games. And Im honestly surprised it took this long to happen haha

[paecmaker]

I wonder if you can use them as weapons...:p nah just kidding, I hope you can also make them smaller because it looks ridiculus with MASSIVE boobs bumping around as you fight.

[thedeparted]

I'm surprised ESRB is letting them do this tbh

[Mizel]

Thats what I was wondering lol

Finisher move would totally be fatal motorboating xD

Me too... has a teen rating now as well, which means less sales you'd think.

[Sotanji]

While I'll tell you I like boobs as much as the next guy, I think they make them a little bit rediculous in video games, why can't they just be realistic in size.

Theres no way taki could be that fluid in movement with those huge airbags flipping all over the place.

[Sunsetforgotten]

Why is there no booty enlargement option?

[EpsilonX]

Well, the boobs are currently super large and jiggly, i'm sure they added this so you could make em small and stiff (lulz)

[Blackleo]

I'm pretty sure Ezio will have a problem dealing with these Courtesans ! I thought big boobs were standard for female characters ! Hehe

[foof]

Yay.
Now foofle can adjust breast sizes. :)

[CraeSC111]

Woo a side for every day of the week and one for leap year.

[Exodyus]

What little attention span I had for fighting games just flew out the window...

[Mizel]

While I'll tell you I like boobs as much as the next guy, I think they make them a little bit rediculous in video games, why can't they just be realistic in size.

Theres no way taki could be that fluid in movement with those huge airbags flipping all over the place.

I guess they figure boobs sell. Bigger boobs sell even more. And customizable boobs sell the most? lol

[CraeSC111]

I'm sure prostitutes would sell better if they had customizable boobs. Sorry for the random statement. I'm sure that there are quite a few gamers who will enjoy playing around with this feature

[Mizel]

I think it'll be amusing. Def pointless... and unnecessary.... but amusing nonetheless.

[CraeSC111]

Lets just hope that they don't make anything adjustable on guys any time soon :p

[Mizel]

Oh, the comments I could make on that. I shall for once, refrain xD

[CraeSC111]

God Japanese people are weird

[Mizel]

Yea, they really really are haha

[paecmaker]

God Japanese people are weird

I wonder if anyone have made a scientific research if japanese people are weird?

[CraeSC111]

It was my 8th grade science project :p

[Trunks]

I find this really pointless. If you want to watch porn, don't look for it on an animated game...

[Mizel]

Of course it’s pointless lol So are the random-not-necessary set of boobs in *every* horror movie, scantily clad HUGE boobed chicks from comic books, half naked unnaturally large brested women in every advertisement… etc etc…. Pointless yes, but that’s what sells.

[CraeSC111]

Cause its not ok to look at boobs in porn but you cab do it if its on an advertisement!

[Sunsetforgotten]

Of course it’s pointless lol So are the random-not-necessary set of boobs in *every* horror movie, scantily clad HUGE boobed chicks from comic books, half naked unnaturally large brested women in every advertisement… etc etc…. Pointless yes, but that’s what sells.

Sex will always sell. My old restaurant job had wet t shirt contests outside in the summer. Needless to say, we were packed.

[Mizel]

Yupp, exactly lol Too bad the sex that sells is all female based :P Us women never get to see men wet whitey tighty contests…. on second thought… maybe that’s a good thing >.>

[CraeSC111]

You shouldn't worry about buying sex because you should be too busy in the kitchen making me a sandwich

[Mizel]

But… but…. can’t I make a sandwich *while* watching sexy things?!

[CraeSC111]

No you might mess up my sandwich! I'm very particular about my mustard. :p

[Mizel]

FINE. Ill make your sandwich entertainment free. But Im using whatever mustard *I* want! Hmmph.

[Kenoi]

haha, can't believe they put this in the game... it is pointless. but that cant be the only reason i'm getting this game.

[Exodyus]

Man -- now they need to add an Optional Clothing toggle. Pssh...

[CraeSC111]

And a firmness factor to control the jiggle :p

[Exodyus]

And a firmness factor to control the jiggle :p

Ahh hahahaha! I love it!

[CraeSC111]

Another idea. Jiggling fat people

[Trunks]

nope, not feeling that one. No one wants to see that, rather stick with the cleavage.

[BangMy Octopuss]

nope, not feeling that one. No one wants to see that, rather stick with the cleavage.

Does make it more realistic lol. But yeah everyone wants to see the cleavage, not fat people jiggle. Lol. :p

[Mizel]

Id be amused by the fat people jiggling :P

I wonder if the next step is making the dudes have adjustable.... swords D:

[CraeSC111]

length and width? ;)

[Mizel]

Of course! And girth. These are all important things to factor in when deciding on the perfect sword! ;)

But no really, I wish there were more customizable stuff in fighter games… I mean *other* then boobs lol You don’t see that enough in fighter games. Least in SC IV you had a lot of customizing options :/

[foof]

if they don't release it I'll mod it.

foof's girth mod 1.0

[CraeSC111]

it's perfectly disguised to not sound perverted!

[Mizel]

Hahaha, that's great xD

[CraeSC111]

Imagine the people who would download it wondering what it was...

[Sunsetforgotten]

Imagine the people who would download it wondering what it was...

http://t.qkme.me/354np0.jpg

Probably look a lot like this

[CraeSC111]

Or they'd be really happy. Perverts.

[Mizel]

http://t.qkme.me/354np0.jpg

Probably look a lot like this

Ahahahaha. That totally made my night xD

[CraeSC111]

What would the different settings levels be?

[foof]

What would the different settings levels be?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Z is just one giant breast.

[Mizel]

So Z is a Uni-boob. Or Cytit status? lol

The only thing I know would be a definite for sword girth sizes... is that the biggest would be Magnum lol

[CraeSC111]

All the possibilities

[geeksleek]

Of course! And girth. These are all important things to factor in when deciding on the perfect sword! ;)

But no really, I wish there were more customizable stuff in fighter games… I mean *other* then boobs lol You don’t see that enough in fighter games. Least in SC IV you had a lot of customizing options :/

I have to agree with you. I really wish fighting games would step it up in the customization area. More fighting games need to allow you to pick custom weapons/upgrades and even customizable clothing would be awesome. As for the jiggling breasts, I always found that funny in SC and especially DOA games.

[Sunsetforgotten]

Sounds like a new leisure suit larry game, with fighting.

[imoto]

Sounds like a new leisure suit larry game, with fighting.

best reference in this thread!!

Yay for customizable boobs, now I can live vicariously through my SC character! And I know you guys keep joking about it, but at the very least they really SHOULD add 'bulge' size or ass size for guys... I mean... we DO look at those areas... just sayin. Nightmare's packin that heat, son!! :kiss: