If movie posters were honest

[paecmaker]

these are awesome.

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I prefer the one about Rambo and the one with the happening.

[Mizel]

Ahahaha those were all good :D I liked the Transformers and Shyamalan ones ^_^

[CraeSC111]

Lol. Cutting people in half with Maxine guns: its as awesome as it sounds. Also tropic thunder was a good movie. I wanna watch it now

[Sunsetforgotten]

I literally laughed out loud when I saw the poster for the happening. That movie was so bad!

[paecmaker]

I literally laughed out loud when I saw the poster for the happening. That movie was so bad!

I know, in the beginning I was intruiged but after a few minutes it turned awfull.

[LiNuX]

Nothing is Happening...I swear that's what I told my friends who dragged me to go see the movie DURING the movie.

[Sunsetforgotten]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st6BtK_ckIA&feature=related

for the lols

[EpsilonX]

Gran Torino and Rambo = lulz'd hard.

Reminds me of this picture I saw somewhere, it describes movies from the opposite point of view. For example, Alien is about 7 people trying to kill this baby and it has to survive

Edit: transformers one is amazing too. I hate the Shrek franchise, so I also enjoyed that

[thedeparted]

I remember being hyped for the happening. man what a terrible movie

[Mizel]

Oh man, I totally forgot about Gran Turino… that was actually a pretty good movie.

[Trunks]

I didn't mind the happening, I thought it was interesting for the first 30 minutes or so. Then nothing new really happened, they had a good start at least lol.

[Synge]

Hahah, the Transformers one ties in well with the argument going on in the threquel thread :P

And of course, Nothing is Happening was spot on. Wasn't as bad as Lady in the Water though, my dad bough that on DVD cause he noticed it was 'directed by the guy that made Sixth Sense.' Man, what a steaming pile of ****.

[CraeSC111]

That nothing's happening poster made me think of the day the earth stood still. Boring movie, nothing happened

[Sunsetforgotten]

http://nonrhotic.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/26897.jpg

bahahaha

[Mizel]

^^^ Lulz, awesome

[CraeSC111]

They put the sex scene in the new one so more guys would watch it.

[Mizel]

Yea, but mosy guys would already watch it to begin with because that means real sex for them later :P

[CraeSC111]

It was barely worth it

[Mizel]

*Barely* being the key word here :P

[CraeSC111]

Either twilight needs to get better or my gf needs to get better in bed :p

[Mizel]

Lol Well only one of those is possible :P

[CraeSC111]

I know. Twilight will never get better. ;)

[paecmaker]

Here we got a few more, some are good but I liked the other ones better.

If Movie Posters Were Honest Slideshow | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_179_if-movie-posters-were-honest_p26/#26)

[CraeSC111]

I haven't seen the ending of I am legend where he lives

[Sunsetforgotten]

Star Wars episode one poster was awesome. HATED that movie. Actually 1,2,3

[CraeSC111]

The phantom menace was the worse star wars movie. Episode three was pretty bad too. The oldest ones are the best

[Mizel]

Whoa whoa whoa. Episode 1... was fantastic. And also..... Jar Jar is the shiz :P But yea, episodes 2+3 especially. I normally can’t bare to watch them. Christen Haydensen…. I have no idea how that kid ever got into movie because his acting is atrocious -__-

[paecmaker]

The phantom menace was the worse star wars movie. Episode three was pretty bad too. The oldest ones are the best

even if the stormtroopers cant aim for ****.

[CraeSC111]

And if their plastic armor doesn't do anything

[paecmaker]

And if their plastic armor doesn't do anything

And that their massive battlestation got a hole witch leads to the middle of the ship, and its extremely vulnerable core. And they got beaten by a few furries(not the wookie ones)

[CraeSC111]

You'd think they would at least put a cover on their vent. You know so you can't drop a bomb into it

[Mizel]

They have alternate universe comics/books where they do :P

[CraeSC111]

Haha. Then the rebellion is screwed.

[paecmaker]

Haha. Then the rebellion is screwed.

It must be bad for the rebellion that they have to rely on a vent to have victory.

[CraeSC111]

Or lack thereof