Holy **** Guys

[Jaykub]

I'm completely shocked right now. Can't believe what happened.. I had a really rough day and now this **** happens..

Around 4 AM I was a little buzzed and half asleep watching Family Guy when a car that I had never seen before pulled in my driveway. I grabbed my pocket knife and told my mom to stay inside but it turns out that it was just 2 men that had driven my dad home from the bar. I talked to them for a few minutes and they seemed pretty cool, then the guy starts saying he wants some money for driving my dad home. I told him to get lost and I was about to go back inside when the guy punches me in the face. Right after he hits me the guy pulls out a knife but I stabbed the mother ****er in his shoulder and arm so deep he was screaming. The other guy tried getting back in his car and leaving but I punched him in the head a few times before he could close the door. My mom called the cops and both the guys got arrested. I'll skip the other boring parts. I'm still in shock I had to stab a man to defend myself.. I filed charges against the both of them and I plan to sue them because I re-injured my back in the fight.

I don't think my life could get much worse.. and I get to go to court again... yay..

[paecmaker]

Damn, well the important thing is that you and your family is safe.

The world is getting more and more crazy. :(

[Mizel]

Whaaaaaa? Jeez dude, Im sorry- that really sucks :( Im glad you got away from that with just a hurt back, could have been way worse, specially if they had knives as well…and a good thing you thought to grab yours :X Hopefully they’ll get what they deserve in court. And if you sue them, I hope you get some pay off cause that whole thing was just uncalled for. You’ll have to keep us updated D:

[HamadaLFC8]

Woaaa! Glad you and your family are ok man!!! + 1 for bravery, many others would have been to scared and stuff! What did you tell the cops about the stabbing though? that it was self defense ?

[LiNuX]

Wow, I need to hire you as my body guard.

Crazy how people are, dumbasses like them ruin this world for the rest of us.

I'm glad you and your family members are ok.

[Sunsetforgotten]

I charge 550/hour as a bodyguard for the local hospital. I will drop that fee to 225/hour.

But seriously, that is scary stuff.

[Muffincat]

Geez, jaykub D:

I hope they get what they deserve. *hug*

[Jaykub]

I think I broke my ring finger on my right hand D:

[ROFLBRYCE]

I think I broke my ring finger on my right hand D:

But you did it as badass and courageous as humanly possible.

Other than that glad to hear you're alright, same with your family. Just gotta do what you gotta do sometimes man. Hope everything runs okay for you in the courts.

[Trunks]

Sorry to hear that bro, you must live in a bad neighborhood though, none of that stuff happens around here. We don't even lock are doors at night.

[Jaykub]

Sorry to hear that bro, you must live in a bad neighborhood though, none of that stuff happens around here. We don't even lock are doors at night.

Bad people came to a good neighborhood.

[CraeSC111]

Damn that's kinda like what you hear on television. Glad you are OK. Do you live in a large city?

[Jaykub]

Damn that's kinda like what you hear on television. Glad you are OK. Do you live in a large city? Nope very very small city.

[paecmaker]

It looks like teh whole world is getting more and more dangerous.

I live in a village there we had no problems before, but now we have had several break ins(not us but others) and similar things.

[LemonRising]

officially an badass.

[W1CKEDTW1STED]

Wow, glad you are ok buddy! On a positive note, now you know you can bust out a can of "Whoop-Ass" when needed. ;)

http://www.stephen-moyer.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/CanofWhoop.gif

[thedeparted]

Pretty crazy story right there

[xLykos]

DUDE.... that same thing... happened to me............................ I was on my couch and had just got done with my... we'll say personal reflection time, and all of a sudden I say headlights coming through my window! And I was like dude... wtf is this? I don't know this car? And these guy came out and he had picked my sister up because she was walking home bombed out of her f'ing mind, so I grabbed my tomahawk and put it in my back pocket and ran outside. I was like brah! wtf are doing with my sister? And I grabbed her arm and pulled her over towards me, then he got attitude with me and he came at me and hit me in the stomach and elbowed the back of my head. My sister screamed and while he was distracted I hit him with the blunt side of my tomahawk and knocked him out. Then my mom called the cops and they took him away... It was crazy brah, but I guess we're just a couple badasses my boy :D

[CraeSC111]

Lol my family has gotten out the tomahawk a few times. We actually do have two or three. But we also keep guns. Since my family lives out in the middle of nowhere we do have problems from time to time but people usually settle down when a gun is pointed at them

[Synge]

Damn, man... That's crazy

On the bright side, you were in a 2 on 1 knife fight and walked away victorious. Exploit that ****, you deserve all the sexy ladies :P

[CraeSC111]

Get a gun? Most people don't like having a gun pointed at them. You don't even have to shoot them usually.

[Trunks]

Crae, lol we heard you the first time, no one cares.

[xLykos]

Guns are for p***ies

[CraeSC111]

Then I guess I am a pansy. I quite enjoy my guns. :D

[xLykos]

No arguement there

[paecmaker]

Then I guess I am a pansy. I quite enjoy my guns. :D

Guns are for pansies, REAL men uses clubs

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-25mnal6vIY4/TcirP0A84YI/AAAAAAAAAhY/OOpWK6Y3CTY/s1600/2008-07-17_125513_wwi_trench_club.jpg


Or BIG guns

http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/images/51919.jpg

nah, just kidding guns are fun as long you dont have to shoot someone.

[xLykos]

Guns are for pansies, REAL men uses clubs

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-25mnal6vIY4/TcirP0A84YI/AAAAAAAAAhY/OOpWK6Y3CTY/s1600/2008-07-17_125513_wwi_trench_club.jpg


Or BIG guns

http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/images/51919.jpg

Exactly, you must be one of the smart people on here

[paecmaker]

Exactly, you must be one of the smart people on here

I dont think so :p

[CraeSC111]

Hey a 22 rifle is gigantic! :p
Just kidding. Right now all I have is my beautiful 12 gauge. Ammo is expensive though...

[paecmaker]

Hey a 22 rifle is gigantic! :p
Just kidding. Right now all I have is my beautiful 12 gauge. Ammo is expensive though...

I dont really know what weapons we got :p

1 hunting rifle(mostly for moose)
1 shotgun(dont know so much about it)

Also my grandpa had quite an interesting gun with three barrels.

[CraeSC111]

Three barrels? What does it shoot

[thedeparted]

Three barrels? What does it shoot

awesomesauce all over animals faces

[CraeSC111]

I need one of those

[paecmaker]

Three barrels? What does it shoot

Sorry for "really" late answer but it got two shotgun barrels and one "normal" rifle barrel.

[egg-whites333]

thats bows but jay how did i miss this thead somone please remind me to never give my location to jaykub then get into a fight :P no but really you did a good job. :)