Spring Cleaning

[Jaykub]

I have cleaned my whole room to where it is spotless but I saved under my bed for last.

I've found:

x2 Girls underwear.
A banana that is at least a year old
Half a bottle of vicodin
x2 Pipes
x9 Monster Cans
And the best of all, a reminder for a date I never showed up for.

This **** is so crazy I had to make a thread.

I'm yet to figure out what the ketchup smell is.

[Mizel]

How the hell did that banana not rot and smell like arse??! LOL

[Jaykub]

I dunno lmfao, I'm not even going to add what I just found.

[Mizel]

Oh god LOL I'd lie if I said I wasn't curious now xD

[Jaykub]

It's.. like a balloon?..

[thedeparted]

dude used condoms, old bananas..ect you are a ficking slob

[Jaykub]

this one box is moist, not even opening it.

[Jaykub]

dude used condoms, old bananas..ect you are a ficking slob

I don't even eat bananas so don't blame me.

[Mizel]

Wait a minute! banana's and condoms.... what kind of sick things are you into?! lulz :P

[Jaykub]

I realize that now seems extremely weird

[BlackEyedJester]

Dude... the worst I've found in my room is Women's Black lace undergarment's covered in Strawberry jam... At least. I think it was Jam...

[Mizel]

LOL!

That reminds me, I was moving this weekend... and my fiances dad was there helping. And we went into my bedroom to grab our end table thingies... and on top of one was a bottle of Icy Hot and a bottle of PeeOff (cat pee remover shiz). His dad was like- Ummmmmm, I dont want to know what kind of sick things you guys do xD

[BlackEyedJester]

Hahahahahaha!

That would be awkward to explain. Especially if you don't have a cat...

[Synge]

This is the best thread I've browsed in a while

[LemonRising]

I approve of this message.

[egg-whites333]

Dude... the worst I've found in my room is Women's Black lace undergarment's covered in Strawberry jam... At least. I think it was Jam...
that sir i menstrual blood XD

[BlackEyedJester]

that sir i menstrual blood XD
Menstrual blood smells like 5-month old strawberries??

[egg-whites333]

yes it does and what i ment to say was

( •_•)>⌐■-■

I guess it was a...

(⌐■_■)
BBloodstain
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[BlackEyedJester]

yes it does and what i ment to say was

( •_•)>⌐■-■

I guess it was a...

(⌐■_■)
BBloodstain
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

YES!
That was awesome!
That genuinely made me laugh.

[egg-whites333]

:p i worked hard on that one :P i also love how open this whole forum is about... EVERYTHING! im not even kidding i could never be as open as most of you guys

[paecmaker]

I have found many things in my room but not that strange things :p

[Mizel]

Worst thing I've found under my bed was a cup of milk that had spilled. Talk about smelling fkn nasty. *pukes in mouth a little thinking about it*

[egg-whites333]

i would say the worst i fond was a cup growing a mushroom in some pop.

[LemonRising]

I've found cat poop, old chinese food containers, and uh, other things that will not be discussed.

[Mizel]

Finding dead hookers under there. That's the worst.

[paecmaker]

I got lots of **** under my, bed, too many books that I forget about(oh was it there the whole time :p) a pizza maker, more books and LOTS of broken arrows :p

[thedeparted]

lol a pizza maker? thats random

[BlackEyedJester]

The amount of Pens I've found under my bed... it's just not funny.
It's like everyone who drops a pen, anywhere in the world, it just gets sucked into a wormhole and teleported under my bed

[egg-whites333]

lol i honestly thought you said penis XD that could have gone bad

[BlackEyedJester]

>_<

You sick minded child.

[egg-whites333]

sorry i just saw pen then looked and saw s

[paecmaker]

lol a pizza maker? thats random

lol yeah, I think I also got an ice cream maker hidden somewhere in the room.

[ROFLBRYCE]

I've found cat poop, old chinese food containers, and uh, other things that will not be discussed.
I believe this is sharing time, Lemon. Gather round the campfire and share what ye have found.

lol yeah, I think I also got an ice cream maker hidden somewhere in the room.
Can we be best friends now already?


Few years back spring cleaning, not current. Me and some buddies ordered pizza to celebrate getting through grade 9 (this was June 2008.) Fast forward to me cleaning my room in either January or February of 2009. Cleaning out my room cause I've got some friends coming over to play xbox. There's a pizza box and an unopened can of Coke from when we ordered it. Kinda grossed out, but the pop hadn't expired at least.

I'm sorry I'm not as gross as some of the people here, xD found some moldy stuff the other week on my windowsill though if that counts.

[BlackEyedJester]

Few years back spring cleaning, not current. Me and some buddies ordered pizza to celebrate getting through grade 9 (this was June 2008.) Fast forward to me cleaning my room in either January or February of 2009. Cleaning out my room cause I've got some friends coming over to play xbox. There's a pizza box and an unopened can of Coke from when we ordered it. Kinda grossed out, but the pop hadn't expired at least.

I'm sorry I'm not as gross as some of the people here, xD found some moldy stuff the other week on my windowsill though if that counts.

OMIGOD! ROFLBRYCE!
Long time no see man!
How you been?

[LemonRising]

Maybe I'll share another day ;p

[thedeparted]

I've found cat poop, old chinese food containers, and uh, other things that will not be discussed.

you found your sex toys :P

[Mizel]

I hope she found her sex toys and not someone else's! :P