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Scott
11-01-2007, 06:54 PM
link (http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk1MSZmZ2Jl bDdmN3ZxZWVFRXl5NzIxNDk2NiZ5cmlyeTdmNzE3Zjd2cWVlRU V5eTM=)

Thats just.....just...wrong
GF Eric
11-01-2007, 06:56 PM
Guess he was rejected by every girl and/or guy and decided not to be a 40 year old virgin. Well its that or the 92 year old must have been hot. :D
LiNuX
11-01-2007, 07:00 PM
second-degree crime that carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $100,000 fine.


lol a crime that's kind of like manslaughter, around the same sentence time
Metallica1983
11-01-2007, 08:53 PM
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats even more disturbing than the guy who ******ed a bike were do u find these stories Scott or one second thought i dont wanna know
Riku-Nara
11-01-2007, 09:06 PM
....that was.........strange.
seriously, he dosen't look like the kinda guy who'd have to scumb that low.
Scott
11-01-2007, 11:30 PM
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats even more disturbing than the guy who ******ed a bike were do u find these stories Scott or one second thought i dont wanna know

On another site, someone else finds them. Apparently their sister finds them lol
Toxic
11-02-2007, 12:22 AM
How would you like to be the doctor/police officer that has to tell the family that grandma has been...

that's as disgusting as it is sad. and to hurt a family like that?

and it was COLD! she was in the damn refrigerator
Ghost
11-02-2007, 12:31 AM
He could of had any girl in that morgue, why her? What made her special?
Scott
11-02-2007, 12:31 AM
He could of had any girl in that morgue, why her? What made her special?

It was probably the scent of Ben-Gay and prunes that did it for him, that usually works for me.
Toxic
11-02-2007, 12:33 AM
I wonder how he would act if we put him in Dawn of the Dead or Resident Evil? Would he get too aroused to walk?
wifi
11-02-2007, 11:23 AM
great, all this world needs is another creepy freak on drugs lol, NASTY!! :-P
GF Eric
11-02-2007, 07:44 PM
I wonder how he would act if we put him in Dawn of the Dead or Resident Evil? Would he get too aroused to walk?

Wow that is funny but what would be funnier is that since they are walking around he would actually have more fun with them until they turn him into one. Then he would have even more fun. :eek1:
Mr Cool
11-03-2007, 08:25 AM
Was she at least hot?
DeadCell
11-03-2007, 09:46 AM
I was drunk I tell you.