Toxic
12-05-2007, 09:59 AM
1. Cheese IS the greatest food alive. I'm not saying cheese is completely alive, but i'm alive, and I love cheese.
2. It is FINE to eat cheese while using the toilet, as long as the cheese is not in the toilet while you are using it.
3. CHEESE WILL NEVER BE OK TO EAT WHILE CHASING DOWN A LIVE BOAR TO FEED YOUR FAMILY WITH, UNLESS THAT BOAR IS MADE OF CHEESE, IN WHICH CASE YOU should TAKE A PICTURE.
4. You do not need to spend ?4000 on cheese in order to be happy, however if you did spend ?4000 dollars on cheese you would be happy.
5. When it comes to how much cheese you should eat daily, I found it best to take about 2 bites for every 3 and a half breaths.
2. It is FINE to eat cheese while using the toilet, as long as the cheese is not in the toilet while you are using it.
3. CHEESE WILL NEVER BE OK TO EAT WHILE CHASING DOWN A LIVE BOAR TO FEED YOUR FAMILY WITH, UNLESS THAT BOAR IS MADE OF CHEESE, IN WHICH CASE YOU should TAKE A PICTURE.
4. You do not need to spend ?4000 on cheese in order to be happy, however if you did spend ?4000 dollars on cheese you would be happy.
5. When it comes to how much cheese you should eat daily, I found it best to take about 2 bites for every 3 and a half breaths.