Make up really bad jokes!

[Scott]

I'll start!.

What do you call 2 guys standing next to a window?

Kurt 'n' rod.

[LiNuX]

bad jokes? i used to have a ton...

i remember one:

why do you call a watch a watch? You don't have to watch it all the time...

Yeah...nobody gets it but it makes sense lol - i think i heard it on tv or from a friend

[Scott]

Did you hear about the guy who was Russian.

He got there early

[Mr Cool]

What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?. Quatro sink-o

[Scott]

Did you hear the one about the pizza parlour?

It really delivered.

[glenofimaal]

why did the chicken cross the street??

to get to the other side!!!

[rukisuto]

Thanks to my friends on Last Comic Standing:

You're mom is so fantastic, she was voted the mayor of Awesome Town.

[IceCold]

have you guys seen stevie wonders house?.

neither has he.

[Scott]

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

[Ghost]

what kind of ghosts haunt a hospital?

surgical spirits

[Scott]

Why did the woolly mammouth eat the stupid maN?

Because someone said he was nuts.

[EpsilonX]

What do you get when you put 2 turtles together

a radio!