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Scott
08-02-2008, 11:49 PM
July 31st, 2008

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.

Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.

"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.

Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.

Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.

It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.

Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.

Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.

The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.

Mr Erhardt applied twice for bail last week so he could get married before going to jail.

Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.

He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.

Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1.

Link (http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/07/31/4887_ntnews.html)


I'm speechless.

That is absolutely priceless. Especially the bit about him marrying his GF of six months when he was out on bail.

:laugh:

Iceskater101
08-02-2008, 11:50 PM
well thats one thing you can do in a car...

jakncoke
08-02-2008, 11:57 PM
seen this on neogaf and lol'ed so much.

LiNuX
08-03-2008, 01:51 AM
lol wow....was he that bored while going to his destination? lol....and the thing about his gf is hilarious - i wonder if she saw the vid lol

Riku-Nara
08-03-2008, 01:59 AM
Dude.
I;m laughing so hard right now, i can barely breathe!

Trunks
08-03-2008, 02:02 AM
I wonder how he gets off on this? I mean wtf?

conman1000
08-03-2008, 08:08 AM
How was the Kangaroo shooting?

blaze4556
08-03-2008, 08:17 AM
Lol he probably wanted to sit down on a quiet night to watch that with his GF.

Ghost
08-03-2008, 03:49 PM
WHAT THE F***? HAHAHA :laugh:

rukisuto
08-03-2008, 10:14 PM
rofl.
Driving can get so boring.

Crazyspawn
08-04-2008, 02:16 AM
And I thought cell phones were a major distraction...

Kujo
08-04-2008, 07:31 AM
Um... been there, done that. Don't get caught!!! And also helps if you're not the one driving!!!