The Wishing Game

[Mr Cool]

So here is how it goes. One person says a wish and the response will try to ruin that persons wish.

Example: I wish I had an apple.
Response: It has a worm in it.
I wish...... blah blah So it goes on and on, get creative.

[Scott]

I wish this thread didn't exist.

[Mr Cool]

Granted but since it never existed, you never posted that to make me feel bad.

I wish I could kiss Jessica Alba.

[Scott]

she has a pen!s.















this thread sucks

[Mr Cool]

is that your wish?

I wish people wouldnt want to close every single thread

[Scott]

It has a worm in it.
I wish someone would make a good thread.

[jakncoke]

hey scott here's a witty idea if you don't like the thread don't enter it...pretty easy.

it's against the laws of the 11 truths

I wish Katy Perry made a porno

[Scott]

She does when she's 70

I wish I ruled the universe.

[jakncoke]

you will in your 3rd lifetime but the day after you get elected a alien hybrid tranny gags you to death with his/her penis

I wish I owned a Chevelle

[rukisuto]

Sadly, it doesn't have an engine, transmission, and is missing two tires.

I wish I could get my laptop before school starts.

[jakncoke]

sadly you lose all your money on the way to school and thief steal all credit cards and debit cards from you and your parents and your parents/family decide to use all their money on strippers

I wish I had talent in sports so I could spend like 3 yrs in some pro league and have enough money to live comfortably for awhile

[Jaykub]

But your gay

I wish Jessica Alba Was Naked In Front Of Me

[rukisuto]

But you're blind and have no hands.

I wish I had more money.

[MissLEGENDARY]

but the economy sucks.

I wish I had more tattoos.

[LemonRising]

You get aids from infected needles.



I want a duck.

[MissLEGENDARY]

your duck gets kidnapped and cooked by some chinese guys.

I wish I had some sushi

[rukisuto]

It's all rotten.

I want a burger.

[MissLEGENDARY]

the cow had Mad Cow Disease.

I want Madden 09

[LemonRising]

It turns out to be a big gay orgy.



I want the letter 'a' in the next post.

[jakncoke]

but my keybord is broken now

I wish I owned n good computer

[LemonRising]

You get one but no 'a' key, and there are no replacements, ever. Then after a day of use the computer explodes, killing you instantly.


I want a 'e' in the next post.

[MissLEGENDARY]

But you are stuck with a P.O.S.

I wish I had photoshop

[LemonRising]

You get it illegally and the police arrest you.



You posted an e in your post! IM HAPPYLOL (poswut?explain)



I wish I had a third kidney explode in my liver.

[rukisuto]

You do and an alien comes shooting out of your abdomen.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Veriaset]

Granted but now your belemic.

I wish there was an elephant in my room.

[LemonRising]

It craps in your room and you can't get to the window or the door and you die from the fumes. The elephant eats your corpse.


I want a 'i' in the next post.

[Jaykub]

But u don't have one.

I want a new psp

[Iceskater101]

you get a PSP but then you drop it right after you get it and it breaks

I wish that summer would last forever

[rukisuto]

It does and your body burns into a crispy critter.

I wish school blew up.

[Samus-Fan]

It does....but so do you. Ahahahahaha!

I wish I had a pony.

[MissLEGENDARY]

you do....and you fall down and get butt raped by him.

I wish I had pink hair

[Veriaset]

You do but you are allergic and your hair falls off.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[MissLEGENDARY]

you get it but they take most of it in taxes and you blow the rest in vegas and have to hitchhike home.

I wish I were cool

[Veriaset]

Only gays are cool.

I wish you would stop posting.

[Samus-Fan]

She does. But will continue tomorrow.

I wish I had some Mountain Dew Voltage

[Veriaset]

lol Granted but it has laxatives and you crap your pants to bits.

I wish I could play music.

[MissLEGENDARY]

Only gays are cool.

I wish you would stop posting.

But I won't.

I wish you weren't such a douche.

[rukisuto]

But he is and eventually explodes.

I wish I had an xbox 360 elite.

[Trunks]

But he is and eventually explodes.

I wish I had an xbox 360 elite.

As soon as you plug it in, it gets PROD. You warranty is also void.



I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

[LiNuX]

but you do have school tomorrow...so do i :(

i wish i was taller..

[Jaykub]

But I'm taller then you.

I wish I had a million tb harddrive

[LiNuX]

you do, except the TB stands for tuberculosis

i wish i had another month of vacation time

[Veriaset]

You grow too tall and die from sun exposure.

I wish I could fly.

[LiNuX]

you can, but you keep flying into buildings

i wish i didn't ever have to sleep

[Jaykub]

and u die from not sleeping.

I wish I could get Fortminor Believe Me to stop being stuck on replay

[LiNuX]

You do but then you get it stuck on the bee jees saying "Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive, Ah Ah Ah Ah" over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again for the rest of your life then you go crazy and you don't want to stay alive anymore.

I wish i was tired now so i can go to bed now and wake up early tomorrow

[MissLEGENDARY]

you went to bed but had nightmares about zombies eating your intestines.

I wish I could find a good job.

[jakncoke]

u can't because in exactly 54 days great depression 2.0 sets in and we're all forced to the bread lines

I wish I could go into the future to buy a sports almanac and then come back and make a fortune off of sports bets

[Samus-Fan]

You do, but you win counterfeit money and the government arrests you.

I wish my wish was better.

[jakncoke]

It is in the eyes of a rapist

I wish I could throw a baseball 150 mph

[Samus-Fan]

You do, but you hit a batter and are thrown out of the league because you killed him.

I wish I knew about this thread 5 minutes sooner.

[MissLEGENDARY]

You do, but you hit a batter and are thrown out of the league because you killed him.

I wish I knew about this thread 5 minutes sooner.


you do but your computer freezes and you have to reboot.

I wish my son could wipe his own butt

[LiNuX]

he can, but now he wants to wipe the butt of everyone he sees! lol

i wish my political science prof wasn't so "meanie" and something like that

[Scott]

Well he's nicer to you.... because he's gay and y'know.

I wish I had my own planet.

[Samus-Fan]

You get it, but there isn't any oxygen or an Atmosphere, you move there, and die.

I wish I knew how to answer the question HAO 2 MEIN 4 FISH!?

[MissLEGENDARY]

you do but you forget.

I wish I had some domino's pizza

[LiNuX]

you do, its made of dominoes

I wish i was faster

[Jaykub]

you do, its made of dominoes

I wish i was faster

ftw but you have no legs.

I wish I had a new harddrive

[LiNuX]

you do, it only accepts viruses to be stored..

i wish i could fly

[Metallica1983]

granted but your penis shrinks

I wish for nothing

[LiNuX]

granted, you have nothing, not even a penis!!!! lol

I wish i had a dollar

[Metallica1983]

granted but thats all you have

I wish I could be like the real Goku

[Jaykub]

granted but thats all you have

I wish I could be like the real Goku

But then you would be short.

I wish my cat had not just died

[rukisuto]

Well, he did. Go get another one.

I wish I didn't have a full blown test on the second day of school.

[LiNuX]

you don't, its on the third day of school now.

i wish i didn't stop working with C++ years ago...could have gotten far :(

[rukisuto]

If you did you would have been abducted by aliens.

I wish my dad would go take me to get my laptop.

[LiNuX]

he does, but the laptop has windows 95 installed...

i wish i won the mega millions lottery

[Jaykub]

he does, but the laptop has windows 95 installed...

i wish i won the mega millions lottery

but you lost your ticket.

I wish not so darn cool lol

[Samus-Fan]

You aren't.

I wish I didn't download AIM 6.8

[jakncoke]

unlucky for you that you have split personality's so you'll be doing more and more stupid stuff in the future and that side you becomes the dominate personality

I wish the ads would all go away

[Samus-Fan]

They do. But then you get more Pop-Ups.

I wish Dinner was Burgers.

[jakncoke]

it is the food your eating is just a hologram of something else, got something else to tell you the mean is actually rat.

I wish one of my feet was a gun like the chick from Planet Terror

[Samus-Fan]

It is but its backwards, so it shooting into your leg.

I wish my brithday was tomorrow, not in 2 weeks

[MissLEGENDARY]

it is but everyone forgets

I wish my kid could use the toilet on his own

[Jaykub]

it is but everyone forgets

I wish my kid could use the toilet on his own

he can but you don't have one.

I wanna cut my hair

[Jordan]

Granted. But while doing so you slip and cut your ear off.

I wish that the world doesnt end on wednesday. :C damn scientists and their big bang project.

[Scott]

It doesn't end. And then the next day your house explodes with you inside.

I wish I had my own internet.

[Jaykub]

You do but it only goes to 1 site

I wish I had 2000 posts