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jakncoke
08-31-2008, 08:43 PM
Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In Denny's
MODESTO - (CBS13/AP) ― Modesto police say a local man who tried to cut off his own arm at a Denny's restaurant thought he had injected air into one of his veins while shooting cocaine and would die unless he took drastic action.

The man, identified by police as Michael Lasiter, 33, rushed into the restaurant on Friday night and started stabbing himself in the right arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a customer's table, police say. When that knife didn't work, Lasiter allegedly took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.

Lasiter, who was subdued with a taser and taken to a local hospital with severe cuts, told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection, says Modesto police Sgt. Brian Findlen.

http://cbs13.com/local/dennys.amputa....2.807272.html


:laugh: total fail on his part.

conman1000
08-31-2008, 08:45 PM
rofl, I'm moving this to fun and jokes.

Samus-Fan
08-31-2008, 08:47 PM
This is hilarious.
OMG MY ARM IS GONNA DIE!!!!!!
I BETTER TAKE A BUTTER KNIFE TO MY ARM IF I WISH TO LIVE!!!!

Epic Phail.

rukisuto
08-31-2008, 08:55 PM
rofl.
That was awesome :]

LiNuX
09-01-2008, 12:40 AM
thats awesome...he would have had complications but not die from it lol, not likely with today's medical technology, idiot

rukisuto
09-01-2008, 10:50 AM
thats awesome...he would have had complications but not die from it lol, not likely with today's medical technology, idiot

He was probably high as it is when he shot up.
So he freaked the f-ck out, lol.

Jordan
09-01-2008, 05:38 PM
roflmao c: